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In almost near panic, I said three hallelujahs to Jesus, and prepared to call her sister.

But what could she do? She lives clear in Oklahoma. When I do call, I have resolved to affect a voice of someone who is choking in the cellar, so as to ellicit attention.

2007-05-13 16:13:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

14 answers

Don't eat her pie

2007-05-13 16:17:26 · answer #1 · answered by ♥♥The Queen Has Spoken♥♥ 7 · 1 0

Be sure and fold your clothes neatly. Pick up after yourself. Try not to expire inside the house, because all the bodily fluids have been known to stain carpets.

2007-05-13 16:19:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I write this on the off chance your statement is not some kind of a joke. I assume it is but just in case. Get out of the house. If someone is trying to kill you GET OUT!!!

2007-05-13 16:23:01 · answer #3 · answered by gogogirl 2 · 0 0

What's your wife like?
It's possible that the best alternative is to go ahead and eat the damned pie.

2007-05-13 16:18:06 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

Coconut custard pie.

2016-05-17 10:39:55 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

P-funk makes a solid point. Maybe you should eat the damn pie.

2007-05-13 16:21:02 · answer #6 · answered by Dog 4 · 0 0

Should I call 911?
Quit eating the pie.
Leave her.
The sister is in on it.

2007-05-13 16:18:16 · answer #7 · answered by Ang 2 · 1 0

Three hallelujahs should cover it. It's not like she's feeding you aresenic or anything!

2007-05-13 16:21:13 · answer #8 · answered by No Lies 3 · 0 1

Just pray dear. It won't achieve anything of course but it will keep you occupied for a while.

2007-05-14 01:04:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

That is your personal problem with your wife.
she wanted to poison you or you wanted to poison her, as the case maybe.
jtm

2007-05-13 16:22:00 · answer #10 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 1 1

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