Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
Bring easy math flash cards on the elevator and ask the person next to you to help you study them (get them wrong).
Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
Guard the button panel so no one can touch it. Growl and bite at anyone’s fingers who attept to cross you.
Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?"
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic,
2007-05-13 15:44:08 · 47 answers · asked by Dana 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
2007-05-13 15:44:33 · update #1
When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
2007-05-13 15:45:41 · update #2
Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
Lean over to another passenger and whisper: “Noogie patrol coming!”
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”
Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce “I’ve got new socks on!”
When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they’ll open again.”
When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, “hide it...quick!” then whistle innocently.
2007-05-13 16:01:17 · update #3
You forgot to push all the buttons for the floors when you leave.
2007-05-13 15:48:35 · answer #1 · answered by srena 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Become the resident elevator bum, complete with dog and box, and pretend to sleep.
Scatter broken eggs through the elevator, put on some bunny ears, and hang a big 'L' sign on your neck.
Bring a child's toilet and set yourself up on it.
Start screaming into a mobile phone that you can't get reception in here.
Spend the entire day in the elevator, and ask people how their day was, and say, 'yes, I pay less rent this way'.
Set up a deck chair, and sunbake.
Bring a boombox, and dance to it without ever turning it on.
Do the same, with iPod earphones which obviously don't actually connect to anything.
Scatter pet magazines on the floor, and start groaning facing the corner.
2007-05-13 22:58:30 · answer #2 · answered by the_burrij 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Stand in the corner facing the wall repeating I will never (whatever) again. The weirder the better.
Wear a dunce cap while doing it.
Be as naked as is legal and ask if anyone has extra clothes on that you can borrow.
Ask everyone if they hear the voices too.
Tell everyone you love them.
Tell everyone your mommy says your special.
Ask everyone if they rode the short bus to school too.
Speak or rant in gibberish at everyone who gets on or off.
Carry on 2 or 3 sided conversations with yourself using a different language and voice for each side.(gibberish works)
2007-05-21 15:38:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, nice xp too bad there aren't any elevator around here
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go with a friend, both wear a medical masks and start talking about the new strain of Sars that's supposed to be going around
my friends Arden and Amy did that in the west Edmonton mall, they got kicked out xp
2007-05-18 02:11:43 · answer #4 · answered by peace.ofmind 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!!
How bout turn around with your back to the doors and just look at everyone.
When you get on push all of the floor buttons.
2007-05-21 15:35:42 · answer #5 · answered by dizzkat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the growling and biting the fingers of anyone who comes close to the elevator floor buttons....
funny.
2007-05-21 15:29:52 · answer #6 · answered by inzbrkqt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bring your wrist up to your mouth when someone enters the elevator and say "He just entered the elevator."
When they leave, follow them and speak into your "Secret Service" wrist again saying "He just exited the elevator."
When they turn to you and ask what you are doing say "Peanut Butter."
I've done most on the list and the one I mentioned because I think life is completely hilarious.
It's fun to stand outside major buildings downtown under a tree (if you can find one) and yell up into the tree "Are you okay?" Until a crowd gathers....then, just walk away.
No one would ever believe I'm 46, a business owner with 3 daughters and quite serious most all the time.
I do all this stuff randomly as a hobby.
No wonder I'm single.
2014-02-05 03:12:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololol heres another one.....
Get on the elevator and face the back looking at everybody with a goofy smile on your face.
Get off on one of the floors then high tail it up to the next floor. When the door opens tell everyone in the lift "I heard what you said about me"
2007-05-18 05:11:32 · answer #8 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
start cry and say "i'm claustrophobia"...
sing the "sesame street" theme song until u reach your intended floor...
said"is it me or is the elevator is getting slower?"
yell out:"who farted" even if no one did...
look at someone cheekily and said"i know you're gona fart in here.."
yell out:"beam me up,scottie!"
call out "tickets please" to everyone that got in the elevator...
ask them did they saw the rat on the ceiling of the elevator...
ask them how does an elevator works....and put on a shock or horror face when they explain it to you...
said out loud:" i hope that last cable doesn't snap before i get off.."
start pressing the numbers at the button panel to order a pizza and ask anyone of the passenger what toppings do they want.
2007-05-13 21:09:56 · answer #9 · answered by K.J 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Those are really kick @ss!!
Here's mine: If there is only one more person on the elevator, stand right next to them when you get on (almost to the point where you are touching them). And then look at them with an annoyed expression and say, "Geez, fella, will you give me some room!?!"
2007-05-13 16:14:08 · answer #10 · answered by nardo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋