2007-05-13 15:06:41 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I would say Flying spaghetti monster beacuse he has infinite wisdom and knows all.
2007-05-13 15:10:05 · update #1
Fighting Spaghetti Monster. Come on, people, seriously.
2007-05-13 15:09:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
This question had us rotflmao. First, "Satin" is a fabric...so "she" probably wouldn't win.
I thought it was interesting that "God" was on the list...but zeus and odin and thor and allah were all gods, too, so you must be talking about a "god" other than them, but you don't name the mystery contestant.
Zeus & Odin pretty much occupied the same spot in 2 different pantheons. You'd think that being the Top Dog, that they'd have a pretty good shot at keeping the title, but the truth is once you get to the Top, you start getting soft, because your minions do all the heavy lifting after that.
Since Thor is the son of Odin, you'd think that "dad" would always come out on top, but Thor was always the brawler in the stories.
From what I know of Allah, he's not a real brawler, either.
And Flying Spaghetti Monster is just a monster, not a god.
He's new kid on the block, just doesn't have the street cred to pull it off.
So, my money is on Thor, unless he can't bring himself to fight with "dad"...or unless Odin knows Thor is the real threat and takes him out in the first round.
2007-05-15 18:22:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There wouldn't be a fight - The FSM would touch all the others (who don't exist) with His Noodly Appendage and they would be overcome with yummy love feelings and go for a big bowl of pasta together and drink some grog! They might even have a look at the lastest products from the stripper factory.
2007-05-14 05:22:27 · answer #3 · answered by The_Ends_Of_Invention 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, if there were Iron Chariots or Romans, the Israeli Gods would run like sissies, Satan is from the same Pantheon so he'd follow them. Same for Allah.
Thor is a minor God, so he's out.
Zeus, Odin or FSM?
My pasta is on the FSM.
2007-05-13 15:12:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
The Atheists, if they really fight to the death. Though,we may end matriarchal God system after the boys waste each other.
2007-05-13 15:11:21 · answer #5 · answered by Terry 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Quarterfinals:
God vs. Zeus -- Winner: God
Odin vs. Thor -- Winner: Thor
FSM vs. Satan -- Winner: FSM
Allah vs. Buddha -- Winner: Allah
Semifinals:
God vs. Thor -- Winner: Thor
FSM vs. Allah -- Winner: FSM (double overtime)
Finals:
Thor vs. FSM -- Winner: Thor
2007-05-13 15:12:07 · answer #6 · answered by . 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
I bet it's going to be satin, it is a soft silk like cloth. It's going to win. I will bet with my bottom dollar!!!!
2007-05-13 18:43:39 · answer #7 · answered by Sniper 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The IPU because, um well, She is Invisible and Pink! Yeah.
2007-05-13 15:18:54 · answer #8 · answered by U-98 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Allah
2007-05-13 15:09:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋
I'm going with Thor. He does have that big hammer, mjolnir.
2007-05-13 15:12:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋