If I am then I will heal you if you ask. I've never used this power before as far as I can remember but I'll try. Just ask.
2007-05-13 14:50:26 · 32 answers · asked by Beertha 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Come on give me chance! Jesus, probably was laughed at when he first put his hand on someone's head.
I'll put my mouse arrow over your name and you never know. Give it a chance. I'll be the electro jesus. Want to be healed? Win the lottery? Jjust let me know.
Oh, and I don't want your dinero. I just want to be able to spread a little happiness around the world. There is hope!
2007-05-13 15:03:02 · update #1
Come on someone must need a little hope.
2007-05-14 16:51:56 · update #2
your avatar looks like chris rock
so I will give you a chance
heal my inability to focus on my grad school personal statement
Thanks!
2007-05-21 10:49:50 · answer #1 · answered by redseagoddess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could you be Jesus? The answer is truly NO but I am not judging you. I think you are asking for the "idea," that "if you were," what would people ask from you.
What wouldn't someone ask of Jesus? He is our savior and the son of God. He deserves our love and respect. He does not deserve to be questioned over and over. He does not deserve to be made fun of, anywhere, even online. Jesus is the one link this planet had to our father, through his blood we were saved, through his love we were saved, even in fear he died for us. So I would put this to you, why would you ask such a question? I think possibly it was amusing when you wrote it, but try to imagine how Jesus felt when he died, I'm sure this type of disprespect never crossed his mind.
Have a great night.
2007-05-13 14:59:01 · answer #2 · answered by accountrep2001 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are not Jesus and you do not have any healing power whatsoever. Neither I would ask to be healed by you.But the question sounds delirant.
2007-05-13 15:00:53 · answer #3 · answered by kp4gc 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nope, not a chance.
Jesus' next coming to Earth will be via the clouds, and
Jesus HAS used His power to heal before.
2007-05-13 14:56:44 · answer #4 · answered by Bobby Jim 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you ask Him when he returns, or commit your life to Him now, He has a place for you in His Kingdom!
2007-05-21 08:09:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop fooling around like that. It's not even remotely funny.
2007-05-21 08:45:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes and I'm Marilyn Monroe.
2007-05-13 16:30:29 · answer #7 · answered by wyldflower 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sorry but if you were jesus you would be more cofident i who you are. jesus already exsists but if you truly belive try it in real life and see if it works if not then u'll know
2007-05-21 04:23:16 · answer #8 · answered by me2mighty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no one can be Jesus his the only one
in the world to be so perfect.
2007-05-13 15:00:12 · answer #9 · answered by jonathan 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, you couldn't be Jesus, Jesus knows He's Jesus.
2007-05-13 14:54:02 · answer #10 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋