A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the
house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to
break something. The boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off.
You're going to break something.” He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a
short trip to the shopping center.
Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and it
lands in the toilet. Mom comes in and while putting away the groceries gets
the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and
SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished she looks down and can’t believe
what she's seeing. She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the
toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled an s she describes the
situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees
and takes a long, hard look at the thing.
Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be
and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls,
etc. "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the
first time I've ever actually seen a fart!"
You're laughing aren't you...? I know you are!!!
2007-05-13 13:58:55 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahaha a lot of crap in that joke yes it was funny could just see that happening hehehehehehehehe
2007-05-13 14:13:09 · answer #1 · answered by Neha M 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, I laughed at the bit where the shite flew everywhere - the joke should've ended there, with a little modification to round it off nicely.
The actual punchline ruined the whole joke.
2007-05-13 14:04:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. very funny. here's a star and 10 of 10 for the joke.
2016-05-17 10:00:23 · answer #3 · answered by felecia 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahahah good joke some people on here take thing a bit to serious god chill out dudes ..... well i thought it was imaginable anyway never heard that before and great punch line 10/10
2007-05-13 14:35:43 · answer #4 · answered by lisa o 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL I cant stop smiling! My 12 yr old is going to get a kick out of this one.
2007-05-13 14:03:20 · answer #5 · answered by THE mommy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
made me laugh glad i had just finish eating my chicken nuggets
2007-05-13 14:13:38 · answer #6 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahah
not as good as some of your other ones
keep them coming
2007-05-13 14:10:59 · answer #7 · answered by theresa t 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah that was kinda funny but gross at the same time! nice! :)
2007-05-13 14:35:34 · answer #8 · answered by minireb123 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
comedy gold
2007-05-13 20:46:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-05-13 14:03:26 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋