An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo".
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my privates", he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well", said the accountant, "one, I like to watch my money grow; two, once in awhile I like to play with my money; three, I like how money feels in my hand; and four - instead of you going out shopping on the weekend, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
2007-05-13 13:30:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahaahha wow cool joke
2007-05-13 14:14:31 · answer #1 · answered by Neha M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now THAT'S funny....lol
Definitely RAISED a laugh ...if you get any funnier, they'll be ERECTING a statue of you...lol
Something just fell out of the sky...oh look, a STAR..xx
2007-05-13 22:00:13 · answer #2 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats funny nice one that was funny
2007-05-13 21:35:01 · answer #3 · answered by husseinhassane 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was wandering where were you the last two days
making a tattoo????
2007-05-14 13:44:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
do you have the address or phone # for him i would like to see it
2007-05-13 21:02:53 · answer #5 · answered by theresa t 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOLOLOLOL...i have to show this joke to my husband he is an accountant by profession LOL...Good one!...EXcellent!!...
Edit= today again i came to this post to get a good laugh THANKS!! for rocking my day!
2007-05-13 20:53:48 · answer #6 · answered by reasonz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was soooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!
2007-05-13 21:24:11 · answer #7 · answered by Nicki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty good. Star for you.
2007-05-13 20:37:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. thats funny.
2007-05-13 20:35:01 · answer #9 · answered by danny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg hilarious!!!! i gatta tell the friends.......ty fer sharing
2007-05-13 20:35:12 · answer #10 · answered by John the beast 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋