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This is a road traffic offense. Why won't you allow Mohamed's camel, Buddha's mini-van and the Agnostic's bycicle to take the way to heaven?

2007-05-13 13:27:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

16 answers

Go, via the milky way.

2007-05-13 13:32:47 · answer #1 · answered by a p 4 · 1 1

Because the truck is the only one that can get there! Heaven is a one-lane road. So, thank you very much.... I'm gonna keep my truck on the road. I hope you do too.

2007-05-13 20:37:06 · answer #2 · answered by hopeful678 2 · 1 1

Because since they don't believe what Jesus said (to be born again is the ONLY way to heaven) their modes of transportation are headed to the fiery pit.

2007-05-13 20:41:02 · answer #3 · answered by Jeff C 4 · 0 1

Well because only Christians have a pass through the toll booths...everyone else would just clog up traffic

2007-05-13 20:32:58 · answer #4 · answered by † H20andspirit 5 · 1 1

That's a damn good question. Though I don't know any Christians, I assume you mean all the "saved" church people, who think they're holier than most.

They won't be going to heaven, but they are hindering other people.

2007-05-13 20:33:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

2007-05-13 20:30:45 · answer #6 · answered by scrambled_egg81 4 · 1 1

God said that Jesus Christ is the only way. He went to the cross of Calvary. What did all the others do? Very little.

2007-05-13 20:32:44 · answer #7 · answered by Jeancommunicates 7 · 2 2

Be patient, there's a 4 lane coming up.

2007-05-13 20:31:50 · answer #8 · answered by Mr. E 7 · 1 1

Jesus was the only one that died for you. "I am the way the truth and the life, no one comes to the father except through me!"
Jesus is the only way one can rid themselves of sin. Sin can not enter heaven.
Only Jesus saves.

2007-05-13 20:31:01 · answer #9 · answered by Jeanmarie 7 · 2 2

Jesus Christ is the one and only way to heaven. Why would you even try another way, only to fail?

2007-05-13 20:31:28 · answer #10 · answered by Darryl L 4 · 2 2

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