...so I'm planning ahead. What should I bring? Any cool tips on how to beat the heat?
2007-05-13 13:04:00 · 30 answers · asked by Dog 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well, congrats on the person anticipating your journey on a trip to no where in any universe in existence. But please assure that Sir or Madame those trips are only planned for those who are silly enough invest life points into pipe dreams of immortality through osmosis with their belief in the sacred symbiont of despair. Tell them you will see them their shortly if it existed.
2007-05-13 13:15:11 · answer #1 · answered by calmlikeatimebomb 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I been informed that too.
I advice that you bring some good entertainment because it might get boring down there after awhile. You should also bring lots of weapons and ammo to fight off demons. You shouldn't have to bring too much. In fact, you should be just fine with bringing only a pistol, as you'll likely find better weapons lying around. Video games are a good form of education after all.
By the way, could you please not kill all the demons down there? Save some for me when I join you down there because I want to blast some too.
2007-05-13 20:12:33 · answer #2 · answered by Ievianty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you often accept other people's answers on your behalf? You and you alone can determine the answer to that question. As for beating the heat, I'm afraid you won't find anything that will help there.
2007-05-13 20:20:29 · answer #3 · answered by Robert S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was an atheist's account of his NDE that sent shivers down my spine and wonder if there indeed is such a place. I think people choose it. It's not a matter of being 'sent there' by God, it's a choice.
I get sick with worry if I think about it, so don't joke. It could be more real than you think. Some people partly experience it in this life already.
2007-05-13 20:17:25 · answer #4 · answered by Amelie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes you can beat the heat by repenting your sins,and giving your life to God.Thats one sure way to beat the heat,you'll then have everlasting life in heaven.I got saved and gave my life to the lord and now i don't worry about going to hell,as long as i live a christian life and live for God,i know where i'm going
2007-05-13 21:37:39 · answer #5 · answered by 8seconds 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Remember to get to the airport early, but call ahead to make sure the flight is scheduled. These flights are subject to change without notice. Hey, you never know.
2007-05-13 20:09:49 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wetnaps are nice...but nothing beats Everest gum. The Mint without Mercy.
2007-05-13 20:08:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If your going to hell then do me a favor and bring a snowball then email me with the results. I really want to know if it has a chance.
2007-05-13 20:09:09 · answer #8 · answered by Amrou 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You should bring a harpoon to fight off the bat demons, and maybe dress for warm weather.
2007-05-13 20:08:49 · answer #9 · answered by - Tudor Gothic Serpent - 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are going to need to bring a very active imagination.
2007-05-13 20:13:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋