It's amazing what modern science can do these days isn't it?

Question

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby.

All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family.

When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says "not yet."

A little later they ask to see the baby again.

Again the mother says "not yet."

Finally they say, "When can we see the baby?"

And the mother says, "When the baby cries."

And they ask, "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"

The new mother says, "because I forgot where I put it."


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Answer 1

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Answer 2

Funny

Answer 3

Primarily, permit me to correct you on some of the point that you have made up there. 1] The Koran does not, actually, say more a couple of lines which were interpreted to mean all those things, way out of their context, by people like Maurice Baucaille, an employee of the Saudi Royals who was literally paid millions of dollars to do that. Let us look at the Surat al Anbiya 21:30 which is often quoted, out of context, to say that that was a "Revelation" of the Science in the Koran. "Have those who disbelieved not considered that the heavens and the earth were a joined entity, and We separated them and made from water every living thing? Then will they not believe?" Did you miss out on something there? Because it said, and I quote "the heavens and the earth were a joined entity" and "made from water every living thing"!!? Now, before you say that it's a wrong translation, please refer to the link below where you can see that it is the Sahih International translation, which is considered to be the most Authentic one, and take up your dispute with them there. Would you like to try and explain how the heavens and earth were one [as if they aren't now] and how they were separated? And, how was water made from every living being? Which essentially means that all living beings were made first and water later. Any fool can prove this to be wrong. I could go on and on disproving each and every one of your claims with the exact ayats and the tafsirs and Hadiths, but, unfortunately, Yahoo doesn't permit us that much space here. 2] Nothing is more ridiculous that saying that the way Mohammad slept was the best and is scientifically proved to be true, because no man sleeps in one single posture and nobody had ever given witness to how Mohammad slept all the time. Would you like to prove how Scientific it is true that using three stones to clean your anal orifice with, like Mohammad did, for which there are many Hadiths that describe that he did so, incidentally, is correct? 3] You claim that all other books are "tampered" with and only the Koran is not. Could you kindly elucidate as to how you can say that when the Caliph Uthman [1] seized all the manuscripts of the 42 scribes who wrote for Mohammad and burned them all after [2] rearranging the entire sequence of the Revelation and [3] assigning them in new Chapters that he created, [4] adding titles and salutations [5] editing their content and [6] even deleting 442 ayats on the grounds that they were already abrogated and 2 on the grounds that Aisha's goat ate up the original manuscripts. If the Sahih al Qur'an is not the result of total tampering and corrupting, according to your own standards, what is? 4] You want to claim, on the basis of such flimsy and illogical grounds, that your Qur'an is the Word of God; well, can you kindly elucidate why was it that Mohammad bin Abdullah al Muttailib al Hashim al Quraish was unable to produce the Divine Books with the correct versions of the "corrupted" Torah and Bible, that he had claimed that he had got from the Archangel Gabriel, when he was challenged many a time, by the people of Mecca, to do so? 5] If that is too difficult for you to do, then, let me ask you to kindly show me just one, single, solitary shred of proof that Mohammad had, in fact, had visitations from the Archangel Gabriel? 6] If even that is too difficult for you to do, can you kindly elucidate why would anyone have to believe the words of an illiterate man who feigned an epileptic fit, which superstitious people used to believe was the Sign of a "visitation", and then claimed that he had been visited by an Archangel a\who gave him the corruptions and the correct versions of the Torah and Bible, which he could not produce, ... when this man was born over 600 years after the last event in a land over a thousand miles away? Let's forget about all those pseudo-scientific things that you claim are there, which there aren't; and just simply prove to all of us that Mohammad was right and all those other people who were eye-witnesses to the Life and Death of Christ were wrong. Show me one single, solitary hafiz who can recite the original Qur'an, or even one single, solitary set of the original manuscripts of the Qur'an or just show me the original Books of the correct versions of the Torah and Bible that Mohammad claimed he had been given. When you can do none of the most basic things, how do you expect us to believe you? I've run out of space, so, I must end this now. .

Answer 4

Funny!! Lol
Ok star

Answer 5

I'm not 65 but I have that same problem (forget where I put things)

Answer 6

Yeah Its Funny!!

Answer 7

Like it

Answer 8

Slight amusement.

Answer 9

Not so much as a couple of others.

Answer 10

yes