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Last week I was taking a shortcut through the park when I chanced upon an old man (must have been in his eighties or nineties) sitting on a bench with his head in his hands sobbing his poor heart out.

I sat down next to him and asked him what troubled him and why he was crying so openly. The old gent replied, ‘ Well, two years ago, I won 25 million on the lottery. I now have three large houses in 2 different countries with 4 swimming pools, 6 limousines all chauffeur driven, and 12 months ago, I met a stunning, sexy, young lady. 6 months ago, we got married. She does everything for me and when I say everything, I mean anything. She is always by my side at home and never even looks at another man. She’s at home now probably getting ready for me!’

I could not understand his sorrow, so I asked him gently ‘Sir, why are you so sad then? Surely, this is not a reason to shed tears?’

The old gent turned slowly and faced me and spoke quietly through the tears……

‘I can’t remember where I live…’

2007-05-13 12:26:57 · 17 answers · asked by dteacher1uk 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Glad most of you like the JOKE but a couple of you appear to have taken this seriously...it's a JOKE!!!!

2007-05-13 13:29:01 · update #1

17 answers

lmao, funny,
have a star

Three old Folks Talking !

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like

you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin’" said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't

have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the

toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock;
no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap

every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00."

;-)

2007-05-13 13:32:50 · answer #1 · answered by BLING 4 · 1 0

Hahaha. Thank You For The Laugh.

2007-05-13 12:31:18 · answer #2 · answered by What a relief! 3 · 1 0

Ha Ha! Funny! lol! Poor guy! 10!

2007-05-13 12:30:36 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

poor silly old forgetful lovely old man

2007-05-13 19:47:17 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1 0

aw omg poor man, aw i feel so bad, did he happen to know the name of this woman, cause then the police could find her and ask her to take him home. but still that is sooooooooooo sad.='[

2007-05-13 12:30:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Poor b@stard, do you think it could have been George Bush?

2007-05-13 14:27:44 · answer #6 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1 1

lol
chuckles from the late starters

2007-05-13 12:38:12 · answer #7 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 1 0

aww poor old man

2007-05-13 13:14:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

old but still good

2007-05-13 12:38:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

that is so funny i am going to have to tell it sometime

2007-05-13 12:56:14 · answer #10 · answered by Big D 4 · 1 0

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