Last week I was taking a shortcut through the park when I chanced upon an old man (must have been in his eighties or nineties) sitting on a bench with his head in his hands sobbing his poor heart out.
I sat down next to him and asked him what troubled him and why he was crying so openly. The old gent replied, ‘ Well, two years ago, I won 25 million on the lottery. I now have three large houses in 2 different countries with 4 swimming pools, 6 limousines all chauffeur driven, and 12 months ago, I met a stunning, sexy, young lady. 6 months ago, we got married. She does everything for me and when I say everything, I mean anything. She is always by my side at home and never even looks at another man. She’s at home now probably getting ready for me!’
I could not understand his sorrow, so I asked him gently ‘Sir, why are you so sad then? Surely, this is not a reason to shed tears?’
The old gent turned slowly and faced me and spoke quietly through the tears……
‘I can’t remember where I live…’
2007-05-13
12:26:57
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Glad most of you like the JOKE but a couple of you appear to have taken this seriously...it's a JOKE!!!!
2007-05-13
13:29:01 ·
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