There were two tramps on a train platform looking for something to smoke.
Meanwhile, comming down the track is a train, on board is man desperate for a 5h*t. He shows the conductor his ticket and asks where the toilet is. The conductor tells him he will have to wait because there are none on board this particular train. The makes his way to the back of the train and discovers an empty carrage. In his desperation he pulls the window down as far as it will go, undoes his trouser's pulls down his pants an squeezes his bum out the open window.
The tramps stop their searching when they hear the sound of an approaching train and one tramp says to the other tramp, "its our lucky day, you slap his face and I'll grab his cigar!"
2007-05-13 12:07:09 · 16 answers · asked by Albinoballs 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.
2007-05-13 12:50:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha Nice One xx
2016-05-17 09:15:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am trying to solve your math problem: 5h*t, but am not sure what the variables stand for and even less sure what the stuff about the train and tramps is for...
2007-05-13 12:24:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
good 1
2007-05-13 12:12:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It made me feel a little sick, yet i have just shared it with others. Enjoy your star. x
2007-05-13 23:40:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-13 12:20:36 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha.
Have a star though.
2007-05-13 12:28:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaa star time
2007-05-13 12:12:21 · answer #8 · answered by dizzydi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Uugh!!
2007-05-13 12:13:57 · answer #9 · answered by ayngel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dear albinoba....no ifs ands or butts,,,,that's some bad joke,,hahahah
2007-05-13 12:12:16 · answer #10 · answered by blahblahblah 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-05-14 06:27:35 · answer #11 · answered by osama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋