There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called "Worm Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store.
Purchase the antidote known as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter" (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should give this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
But do not stress there is an vaccine available... It is called RETIREMENT!!!
Any stars??
2007-05-13 11:58:55 · 8 answers · asked by T C 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There is a new alternative treatment now available it's called (WTL) Winning The Lottery !
2007-05-13 19:13:52 · answer #1 · answered by Fluffy Wisdom 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Love it! You forgot a remedy or two, one is SMOG "Sue Microsoft over games" and of course the famous TURD or "The uncle rich died". You may also want to read my new book "Shoplifting for Fun & Profit" or it's companion book "Make That 3 to 5 Count, Learn a Trade"
You do deserve a star for this.
2007-05-14 07:19:11 · answer #2 · answered by Gonealot R 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
After you remove virus trojan, I recommend you to use firefox browser. It can prevent viruses such as worm,trojan and etc.The newest official edition of firefox can be downloaded from http://www.mollzia.com/firefox-download.htm
2007-05-16 03:58:38 · answer #3 · answered by huaqi20070224 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But work comes with MONEY
2007-05-13 12:04:48 · answer #4 · answered by Katrina 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sure ill give u one...it was very clever
2007-05-13 12:02:36 · answer #5 · answered by flatteredwu 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-05-16 01:41:04 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice work - there ya go!
2007-05-13 12:04:27 · answer #7 · answered by renclrk 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Complain a little more why don't ya.
2007-05-13 12:07:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋