kids can be funny?

Question

my little boys dad left at christmass for someone else , he is still with he girl so i thought it was about time my son met her,
i spoke to him before he went explaned to him that if he was not happy he could get his dad to phone me and i would pick him up.
so he cam back and he seemed ok i did not ask him about her or any thing i know he can tell me if he has a problem

any way i have been a work all day and had no idea what has been going on in the real world

he said to me
mum did you hear the news all the sumo wrestilers from japan have went missing..........................
i think my dads girlfriend must have ate them cause she is very fat
(he is only six )
i told him it wasnt a very nice thing 2 say but i still thought it was funny

Answer 1

Glad he is bringing you so much pleasure hun ....chin up ....big hug xxx

Answer 2

That's funny. When my son was 2 he had a runny nose so when he went up to my sister and said wipe my nose she thought nothing of it and wiped his nose. He so no wipe my nose and she said I did what else do you want. He said wipe my nose. After about the 5th time saying this my older nephew comes out and says he wants a marshmellow. Needless to say he got his marshmellow. He is six now and we still ask him if he wants a wipe my nose.lol

Answer 3

I can relate. My mother very rarely showered when she was alive. She decided to hug my eldest who at the time was all of 4 and he was right at arm pit level. He began to struggle and when she released him he gasped for air and told my mother,"Nana, you stink." My mother would not stop harassing me after that til the day she died about whether or not she did stink. I wish I could be like my son because she did.

Answer 4

Bless him! My daughter is the same age and only today we drove onto the driveway and it was raining heavily. On the next driveway was our neighbour cleaning his garage door. We all said hello and my daughter piped up " What a silly day to be cleaning your garage door, it's raining." She only said what we wanted to but I was so embarrassed!!

Answer 5

Out of the mouths of babes ,as the saying goes

Answer 6

i always remembered what Art Linckletter would say to the young children on his show, he would ask, "and what did you mother tell you not to say?",.....after all the shows he wrote a book, " kids say the darnedest things",.....

Answer 7

You have a very clever child, but advise him to stay away if she gets hungry.

Answer 8

wow your lucky your son is handleing this in what seems a good way

Answer 9

Kids can be really funny.

Answer 10

hehehe bless him lol.
its the kinda thing that you would look at him and go erm............ lol

wee sweetie