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Colin meets a girl on the street. He says, "Come on, babe, let's go in the alleyway and get it on. I've got fifteen bucks."

She says, "FIFTEEN bucks? You're crazy. For fifteen bucks, I'll let you LOOK at it."

They go into the alleyway, she pulls down her pants, and he gets down on his knees. But he can't see anything, because it's too dark, so he gets out his lighter. He lights his lighter, and he says, "My God... it's BEAUTIFUL."

She says, "Thank you."

He says, "You mind if I ask you a personal question?"

She says, "Go ahead."

He says, "Can you pee through all that hair?"

She says, "Of course."

He says, "Well, you better start. You're on fire."

2007-05-13 10:26:35 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

4 answers

Ooouu!! Put It Out!! Put it Out! LOL. LOL.

Great Joke! LOL.

2007-05-16 02:06:59 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1 0

Ha Ha! lol! 8/10!

2007-05-13 19:33:40 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2 0

LMAO!

2007-05-14 11:25:45 · answer #3 · answered by Sh00nya 4 · 1 0

ok thats sick not funny!!

2007-05-13 17:38:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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