2 men are applying for the same job. they are both so good that the employer decides to give them a test to prove their smarts. After the test she calls them into her office. "Even though you both only missed one question I give the job to Joe" she tells them. Bob stands up and yells"I we both only missed one question why did you give it to him?!" "On number 5 he wrote I don not know." "So?" "You wrote me neither."
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A boy had a habit of sucking his thumb. His mother told him one day to stop or he would get very very fat. that scared him so he stopped. One day his mom was holding a baby shower for an obviously pregnant friend. The little boy walked over to her, pointed and accusing finger and said, "Aha, I know what you've been doing!"
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2007-05-13
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