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2 men are applying for the same job. they are both so good that the employer decides to give them a test to prove their smarts. After the test she calls them into her office. "Even though you both only missed one question I give the job to Joe" she tells them. Bob stands up and yells"I we both only missed one question why did you give it to him?!" "On number 5 he wrote I don not know." "So?" "You wrote me neither."
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A boy had a habit of sucking his thumb. His mother told him one day to stop or he would get very very fat. that scared him so he stopped. One day his mom was holding a baby shower for an obviously pregnant friend. The little boy walked over to her, pointed and accusing finger and said, "Aha, I know what you've been doing!"

Star if you like what i gots.

2007-05-13 10:16:21 · 9 answers · asked by WHO STOLE THE HOT SAUCE? 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

omg i love the second joke =]]

2007-05-13 10:20:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

These Jokes are so funny. The first one sounds like something I would do in class.

2007-05-13 17:23:27 · answer #2 · answered by Princess Stephie 2 · 0 0

Hahahaha! That last one is a Beaut! LOL.

Kudos! 10*. LOL.

Thanks for the laughs!

2007-05-16 09:12:16 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

wow these are really cute girl i love both of them somuch i just can not stop laughing at your jokes girl I'm going to have to use your jokes one day because i love them somuch and thanks for making me laugh girl because i should did need it lol 10/10.

2007-05-13 18:27:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I like the second joke better.

2007-05-13 17:32:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol.they were good i liked the second one better though

2007-05-13 17:27:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol thats pretty good

2007-05-13 17:19:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

good ones!!!

2007-05-13 17:25:00 · answer #8 · answered by cheezersmom1 2 · 0 0

1. lol

2. :-/

2007-05-13 17:20:44 · answer #9 · answered by kevbro9 2 · 0 0

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