A lady pulled over for speeding explained to the officer: " I'b just com from da dntest an wud goink homb ta git ma med-cine."
After about 10 minutes of painfully slow translation, the officer finally deduced that the woman was speeding because she needed pain medication after a long session with her dentist. For some reason, the officer just wasn't buying her story.
"Maybe I better run a check on your license," the officer said, " I seem to remember a woman with this name who was wanted in an armed robbery."
The women's eyes grew huge and indignant, and her mouth flew open. "Why, I have never been so insulted in all my life. How dare you accuse me of being a common..........
Then her hand flew to her mouth as she realized she had spoken very quickly and very articulately.
The officer gave her a "tibket!"
2007-05-13 09:46:48 · 8 answers · asked by Trenese 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Ouch! lol! 10!
2007-05-13 12:36:34 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm asking u again are you some dumb lawyer or what ?
thats totaly boring#
yawn
2007-05-13 16:55:09 · answer #2 · answered by sri 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why are the jokes on this site so stupid today?
2007-05-13 16:49:35 · answer #3 · answered by blopop 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That one was good, not as good as your other jokes though.
2007-05-13 16:57:57 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Sweet Girl♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was too long to be a joke. and to unfunny.
2007-05-13 16:50:46 · answer #5 · answered by Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-05-13 19:45:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Wasn't that smart, was she? LOL.
2007-05-16 10:07:32 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!
2007-05-13 16:56:55 · answer #8 · answered by renaeshauna 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋