Funny Thoughts! Star If You Like!?

Question

1) Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the Drive-Up ATM?

2)What color is a chameleon on a mirror?

3)If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?

4)If a quiz is quizzical, then what is a test?

5)why do the ABC song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same tune?

6)If The Flintstones were B.C. and before America, why did they have Flintstones Thanksgiving and Flintstones Christmas?

7)If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

8)If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

9)If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?

10)Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

you dont have to answer these questions.. i just thought they were funny

Answer 1

dude #4 is halirous....it cracked me up for a long time

Answer 2

I'll do it anyway :]

1) You don't have to drive up.

2) It has a natural coloring, doesn't it?

3) You mean if the pretend benign bunny ad persona suddenly lost it and came out of our TVS?

4) Testy.

5) Because it's a good, simple tune.

6) So they can appeal to the masses and because it's a cartoon.

7) Sometimes things are named for what they're used.

8) How do you practice being a person, or a nobody? You practice to be good at something.

9) Because people loose it after that first glimpse.

10) To weed out the people who don't watch their toast or set it to an appropriate setting.

Answer 3

why when you write a bad check, the bank charges you more of what they know you dont have any of?

why is the word abbreviation so long?

I also saw a moist towlette packet with instructions on it.
I also saw a home pregnancy test that had instructions which included the phrase "to be used in private' as opposed to the pet food aisle in wal-mart?
wal-mart also has a baby stroller that folds up for easy storage. Its instructions remind you to remove toddler before folding.
why do people drive 30 miles to save 2 cents a gallon on gas?

several years ago some people in Michigan took a group of blind people hunting. True story, so if you're out in the woods with a buch of blind people with firearms what sound do you make that doesnt sound like a deer moving thru the brush?
we also have a secretary of the interior thats in charge of everything outdoors.

Answer 4

1)The box is not indestructable, it is just extremely durable and is small enough to protect its contents which are also extremely durable. If the plane were made to the standards of the box, it would be to heavy to fly. 2)"Skinny" refers to wearing only your skin. 3)"Take me out to the ballgame" are lyrics to a song from the 1890's, there is a long preamble to the song that are hardly ever sung. The chorus was adopted by fans at the ballpark after the song was a hit. 5)No. 6)You can choose not to swear on the bible, I dont know how the alternate oath goes, I just heard of this recently. 7)Opinion- I think part of the attraction of becoming a cop is wearing a uniform. 8)Because it's labeled "childrens" does that mean no adult will ever take it? It's probably mandated by law just like for adult medications. 9)Good question, why dont you go there and find out and get back to me? 10)Shampoo is for hair, I'm guessing soap.

Answer 5

Funny

Answer 6

that was sooooo HILARIOUS..AHAHAHA...especially the quizzical one..ahahhaa...and the baby oil...wow..im like crying over here

Answer 7

yep, worth a star but I don't want any more on my list.

Answer 8

i loved it. And i gave you a star. i'm still lmao....lol

Answer 9

LMFAO!!!!! that is funny! good points! stars for u!

Answer 10

although i starred it i still had to leave a comment. they were FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!