There was once a bar owner who had a cat. However, one day this cat was ran over in a terrible accident and didn't survive. Since the man loved his cat so much, he couldn't handle running a bar anymore and moved to Fiji to start a new life.
There was a house next door to the bar which the bar owner lived in and this - along with the bar - was sold to another man when the bar owner left.
One night at 11pm, the ghost of the cat came to the house and the new owner and the cat began to chat. "Oh yes, I remember you! You are that lovely cat that got ran over, your master was so upset." "So was I!", the cat said. "Hey listen, in the accident my tail got severed and I've had to carry around with me ever since. Could you do me a favour and sew it back on for me?" The man replied, "I'd love to, but unfortunately I can't retail spirits after 10 o'clock."
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2007-05-13 09:11:36 · 18 answers · asked by mjallan123 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that got me, you deserve a star for that.
2007-05-13 09:31:16 · answer #1 · answered by Wolf guy lupine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the spirit keep em coming 10/10
2007-05-13 16:32:17 · answer #2 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke with a surprise ending.
2007-05-13 16:17:52 · answer #3 · answered by Cinna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-13 16:17:29 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-05-13 16:18:57 · answer #5 · answered by dlspeed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm, i didnt get it but maybe its just me so im giving u a star lol
2007-05-13 16:16:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
last sentence ruined joke
2007-05-13 16:29:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!chuckle chucle. have a star
2007-05-13 17:52:46 · answer #8 · answered by ♥cardanja♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HeHe... comical genius.
2007-05-13 16:36:13 · answer #9 · answered by Badgerer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my gawd, take 10 anyway.
2007-05-13 16:37:58 · answer #10 · answered by Andy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋