A man was on holiday in South America when he stumbled upon a Red Indian who claimed to know everything and remember everything. "HOW!", said the Indian in his native language, "I bet you $50 I can answer any question you can come up with." The man thought about this and eventually couldn't resist the urge for an easy 50 bucks. "So, ask me anything you want?" said the Chief. The man said, "Ok, in what year did Breitner score for Germany to secure its win over Chile in the World Cup?" The Chief yawned, "That's easy 1974." The man was amazed and handed the Chief $50 and went on his way.
10 years later the same man was on holiday in the same area where he again stumbled on the same Chief sitting exactly where he was 10 years ago. The man thought it would be polite to greet him in the native tongue, "HOW!", the man said. The Cheif replied, "By smashing it 35 yards into the top right hand corner."
2007-05-13 08:41:12 · 18 answers · asked by mjallan123 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-05-13 08:49:31 · update #1
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7/10
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2016-10-05 00:30:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-05-13 09:29:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorta' funny
2007-05-13 08:54:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-13 12:34:53 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-05-13 08:44:09 · answer #7 · answered by ♫ ♥green heather butterfly♥ ♫ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, still laughing!
2007-05-13 08:45:12 · answer #8 · answered by ALLEN B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-05-13 08:49:14 · answer #9 · answered by Andy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really loved that one...
I'm yet to stop giggling.
2007-05-13 09:37:49 · answer #10 · answered by Badgerer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋