Funny or not? English/Irish/Scottish?

Question

There once was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on building a block of flats. One day they were sitting on top of an iron guirder suspended above the ground having their lunch.

The Englishman goes to the others, "For goodness sake, my wife's put cucumber in my sandwich! I don't know how many times I've told her not to put cucumber in and she still does it. It drives me up the wall! If I get it again tommorow, I'll jump!"
The Scotsman goes, "Yeah my wife does that as well! She puts lettuce in my sandwich and I hate it! I've told her umpteen times but she still puts it in! If I get it tommorow I will jump as well!".
The Irishman goes, "Lads I'm in the same situation. I keep getting tomato in my sandwich and I hate the stuff! If I get it tommorow I'll jump!".

Tommorow comes and the Englishman finds cucumber, the Scotsman finds lettuce and the Irishman finds tomato so they all jump.

(Please read the notes to find out the end).

The reporters interviewing the wives of the men after the incident find out that they jumped because the wives kept putting ingredients the men didn't like in their sandwiches. "He threatened to jump but I thought he was just joking" said the English wife. "I just wanted to make sure he got his 5 a day" said the Scottish wife. The reporter then asked the Irish wife if she felt guilty about her husbad's death, to which she replied "What are you talking about? He makes his own sandwiches".

Answer 1

Yeah, very funny. I love Englishman/Irishman/scotsman jokes. Here`s one;
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are travelling across a desert notorious for local bandits, when they are captured. They are robbed, beaten and imprisoned, and told they will be executed one at a time at dawn. While figuring their predicament, the Englishman tells the others "I`ve heard these bandits are scared of natural disasters." so they hatch a plan.
The English guy gets taken outside in the morning and placed in front of a firing squad. The head bandit raises his hand and says "Ready...Aim...." and the Englishman shouts out "EARTHQUAKE!" and the bandits ran in every direction, in fear for their lives as the Englishman makes his escape.
The next morning, the bandits return and take the Scotsman out to die. The Scot thinks "If that English guy can do it, so can I". The head Bandit raises his hand and says, "Ready...Aim..." and just then the Scot shouts "FLOOD!" and once again the bandits scarper as if their lives depended on it and in the confusion, Scotty escapes just as the Englishman did.
The following day, it is the Irishmans turn and he too is dragged out into the sun. The Head bandit raises his hand and says "Ready...Aim..." whereupon the Irishman shouts out "FIRE!!!!!!"

Answer 2

I think I saw Stan Boardman telling this joke on the Des O'Connor Show in 1978...It wasn't that funny then either.

Answer 3

Hahaha! I've this joke before but it was a blonde, a brunett and a red-head! Very funny! I gave you a star.

Answer 4

Not funny at all - in fact its racist as its insulting the Irish race

Answer 5

now thats funny. have a star

Answer 6

lol heard it before but still makes me giggle

Answer 7

yeah tht's quite goo, you got a star fae me!

Answer 8

haha, that was funny! good joke.

i starred it by the way!

Answer 9

I like it.........stared it too.....





Lisa D need to relax and stop PMSING

Answer 10

very good