(you have to read the chinese bit out loud)
1)."That's not right"...............Sum Ting Wong>>
2)."Are you harbouring a fugitive?"..Hu Yu Hai Ding>>
3)."See me ASAP"....................Kum Hia Nao>>
4)."There goes Stupid Man"..........Dum Dum Wa King>>
5)."Small Horse"....................Tai Ni Po Ni>>
6)."Did you go to the beach?".......Wai Yu So Tan>>
7)."I bumped into a coffee table"...Ai Bang Mai Ni>>
8)."I think you need a face lift"...Chin Tu Fat>>
9)."It's very dark in here".........Wao So Dim>>
10)."I thought you were on a diet"..Wai Yu Mun Ching>>
11)."This is a tow away zone".......No Pah King>>
12)."Our meeting is next week"......Wai Yu Kum Nao>>
13)."Staying out of sight!".........Lei Ying Lo>>
14)."He's cleaning his auto mobile"..Wa Shing Ka>>
15)."Your body odour is offensive"...Yu Stin Ki Pu>>
16)."Great".........................Su Pah
2007-05-13 07:47:34 · 45 answers · asked by bananas! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry number 16 was this
great.....................Su Pah
2007-05-13 08:02:06 · update #1
konichiwa
2007-05-13 07:50:26 · answer #1 · answered by paintballenator51 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I believe if you replaced the word "belief" with the synonymous word "hypothesis" you wouldn't have a problem. Unless you're completely unthinking, it's impossible to not already have a preconceived ideas about what you're going to learn. There's nothing wrong with already having beliefs, you can't not have them... Anyhow as the result of learning you learn if you were either right, wrong, or somewhat both in your beliefs. Let's take something simple as an example. The Earth moves around the Sun. My Preconceived Hypothesis: From experience I can watch the sun move across the sky. The Earth feels like it's pretty still. So one can only conclude that the Sun is the one who's actually moving. ^The above is however incorrect. The argument against the above is that when you do the math it's a lot simpler for the Earth and planets to be circling the Sun and not everything circling the Earth. Also we can study Venus and note how the dark side of Venus changes (see as Venus goes around the sun different parts of it are lit up showing that it's moving around the Sun). And why it feels like the Earth is not moving is explained because we are in fact "moving with" the Earth. ===== As a side note I disagree with the person who said "beliefs tend to get in the way". That's not true, in fact, most scientific facts are actually "beliefs" before they're proven. You have a belief, you go out and prove that belief. Copernicus believed the Heliocentric model, he went out and proved it.
2016-05-17 08:00:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10
2007-05-21 06:28:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny 10/10 and a star.
2007-05-20 04:34:16 · answer #4 · answered by Caveman's daughter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's interesting. I've read each of them before, but not combined like this.
Thanks for making me chuckle. I'm feeling kinda bleak now and I need something to lighten the mood.
2007-05-13 18:13:10 · answer #5 · answered by Master Strategist 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! I'm from Hongkong and it really cracked me up with tears rolling off my cheeks. Yua Tu Fun Nee!
2007-05-21 03:08:33 · answer #6 · answered by bluedolphin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm just glad that there isn't a dish on a Chinese menu called "Sum Yung Gai". That would just be too funny!
2007-05-19 20:18:08 · answer #7 · answered by jrg8smn_2000 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. 10/10! My boyfriend speaks Chinese - I'll show this to him later.
2007-05-13 07:52:35 · answer #8 · answered by Ginny Jin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot "Name of Chinese Hooker's Baby"....Wa Wen Wong
2007-05-20 07:59:57 · answer #9 · answered by Sykopup 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That joke was "Su Pah!" Thanks! Now I get to rell my brother Yu Stin Ki Pu!
2007-05-19 10:30:58 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No offense, but it's not Chinese - you've got it mixed up with Vietnamese.
2007-05-15 11:29:50 · answer #11 · answered by swy3388 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋