Animal Jokes
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles Upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, “Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you’ll see, you’ll feel so much better!” The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, “Elephant my
friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you’ll see, you’ll feel so good!” The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up... “Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!” The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the **** out of the little rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, “Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!” The lion answers, “That little fucker makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he’s on ecstasy!”
2007-05-13 07:40:14 · 19 answers · asked by Olderwiser 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
star if funny :) thanx
2007-05-13 07:40:45 · update #1
lmao now gimme 10 points :P
2007-05-13 07:46:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2015-02-23 12:17:45 · answer #2 · answered by Question Guy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star! Great Joke!
2007-05-13 07:45:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao here is a star
2007-05-13 10:19:51 · answer #4 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Lord you have weird sense of humor...I like it--hey Mikey I like, really like it...a star is on its way.I can share can't I?
2016-05-17 07:58:54 · answer #5 · answered by jessica 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Koyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig hehaw hehaw hehaw, brilliant, encore.
2007-05-13 07:49:50 · answer #6 · answered by Andy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL so funny i gave you a star, you must feel so special!!!
2007-05-13 07:49:28 · answer #7 · answered by Ghost♂ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
star 4 u!!!
2007-05-13 11:02:01 · answer #8 · answered by ♥cardanja♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rotfl rotfl must stop stomach achin owwwww lol funnie do have any more funnie jokes????
2007-05-13 14:04:09 · answer #9 · answered by &deee; 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good punchline.
2007-05-13 08:30:34 · answer #10 · answered by Wolf guy lupine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋