A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting furniture, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can set in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good.
The comedies make me laugh. I'm so happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV and the picture was horrible. She started adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting on the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring so he hurried to open the door.
When he opened the door, there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son is your grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
2007-05-13 07:34:43 · 18 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one cowboy deserves full marks 10./10
2007-05-13 09:35:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is funny, but what is more funny is I started to think the minister might be the boyfriend coming to see granny, LOL hey cowboy it sounds like me banging on this pc, LOL that is what happens on mothers day we find out when we have kids why we don't have any time left, LOL
2007-05-13 14:56:43 · answer #2 · answered by Friend 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A variation on another joke but I had a good chuckle all the same. cheers. lol
2007-05-13 14:40:33 · answer #3 · answered by Loxie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao
2007-05-13 17:22:16 · answer #4 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 9/10
2007-05-13 15:39:06 · answer #5 · answered by cheekybluebed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats tickled me cheers
xx
2007-05-13 14:38:23 · answer #6 · answered by caitlin_the_skeptic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bit long but funny anyway!
2007-05-13 14:39:49 · answer #7 · answered by curlywurly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL.
Grandma's in-trouble.
2007-05-13 14:55:10 · answer #8 · answered by נessιcα. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
that is great
luv it
x
2007-05-13 16:22:17 · answer #9 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funnnnnnyyyyyyyy!!! i <3 it.
2007-05-13 15:31:06 · answer #10 · answered by Nina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋