A blonde and a brunette are stood by a fast flowing river, of which they need to get to the other side.
The brunette says, "wait here", and promptly jumps in the river and swims across. When she reaches the other river bank, she shouts to the blonde:
"Ok, now you swim to the other side"
to which she replied, after a long and thoughtful pause ".... I am on the other side".
Comment if you like please, *stars* are boring!
2007-05-13 07:03:18 · 22 answers · asked by BrilliantPomegranate 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
SO FUNNY i love blonde jokes!!!!10/10
2007-05-14 07:23:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ehh.
a blond is driving and stops at a red light, she looks out the window and sees another blond sitting on the sidewalk making a paddling motion as if she was in a canoe. the one in the car yells out, "you idiot, its people like you that give us a bad name. if i could swim i'd go out there and kick your a**!"
2007-05-13 14:16:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahehahehaheha!
2007-05-13 14:17:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley?
A shopping trolley has a mind if its own
2007-05-13 14:08:21 · answer #4 · answered by northcarrlight 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thought I'd read it, even though I'm a tall blonde!
2007-05-13 14:10:10 · answer #5 · answered by Ellie L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha pmsl 10/10
2007-05-13 14:22:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
.... We don't get it! .... I'm blonde and so are my two friends who are having a drink in with me tonight! Don't like swimming anyway not good for peroxide hair!!!!!!!!!! x x x
2007-05-13 14:21:55 · answer #7 · answered by nicky 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heehee i love cos some blondes are that dumb - well i can name two that i personally know.
2007-05-13 14:20:15 · answer #8 · answered by caitlin_the_skeptic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice but needs a little bit more k.
2007-05-15 10:31:46 · answer #9 · answered by daniel_grvs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
even though im blonde its funny.
2007-05-14 23:47:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋