A man hasn't been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.
Afterward the doctor comes out with the results.
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"
"Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"
"Nine......."
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2007-05-13 06:11:45 · 34 answers · asked by pink.jazzz 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-05-13 06:15:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2017-01-09 18:43:42 · answer #2 · answered by ponyah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another man went to the doctors and the doctor said "take all your clothes off"man said where shall i put them,doctor said "over there on top of mine"
a man went to the doctor and said"help me doctor i think i am a pair of curtains"
doctor said "well pull yourself together"
man goes to doctor and says "doctor people are ignoring me"doctor shouts "NEXT"
2007-05-18 20:23:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!*pat on da back* 4 u, dat was very good im so stealing that one to and sending it on to all my friends!!have a star and a great day!! Thanks 4 d laugh!
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2007-05-16 19:29:46 · answer #4 · answered by vanessa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heres your star !
2007-05-21 06:03:07 · answer #5 · answered by David G, Jeff Gordon Rules !!!!! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny
2007-05-19 08:33:37 · answer #6 · answered by ME2c 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is actually a Classic....
Good show, I did Star it... ciao
2007-05-21 00:25:32 · answer #7 · answered by Sanjiv 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehehehe....
2007-05-20 04:49:12 · answer #8 · answered by Lynn Helven 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
2007-05-15 03:14:17 · answer #9 · answered by June smiles 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha but a little sad
2007-05-15 09:51:56 · answer #10 · answered by Em 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont really get it.......but i gotta good 1!!!!
theres a blonde a brunette and redhead... they steal stuff from a store...they run from the cops...they hide in a shed.......they hop in some sacks in the shed.....the cop kicks the 1st sack..............the brunette says "baaaaaa". the cop thinks its only a sheep. he kick the next sack the redhead says" arff arff" the cops says its only a dog....then he kicks the next sack and the blonde says "potato" then they get arrested and rot in a federal jail...............THE END!
2007-05-13 06:46:08 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋