Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is. Her reply was, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs. Again the mother's reply was, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
The boy then asks, "Why did daddy leave you?" To this, the mother says, "You shouldn't ask that," and then sends him to his room.
On the way to his room, the boy trips over his mother's purse. When he picked it up, her driver's license fell out. The boy looked it over and went back to his mother saying, "I know all about you now. You're 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds, and daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!"
Please star if you laughed.
2007-05-13 05:29:01 · 19 answers · asked by Gsplan 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice one
I've heard most little johnny jokes but never this one
2007-05-13 05:41:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One star. Two points.
2007-05-13 12:34:11 · answer #2 · answered by Vulture38 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
flowers for mom on mothers day-15$
gas to see mom on mothers day-50$
reading dumb jokes that some idiot got from a book on mothers day-priceless
2007-05-13 15:41:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not that much worth a star but I'll give it to you.
2007-05-13 12:36:40 · answer #4 · answered by stupid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed. Here's a star for your prize!
2007-05-13 12:43:14 · answer #5 · answered by S. 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He he. made me laugh. heres ya star
2007-05-13 12:34:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We laughed again - cute
2007-05-13 12:34:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lol i laughed.... well ok it was sort of under my breath but it was still a funny joke!!! lol
2007-05-13 16:34:07 · answer #8 · answered by tropicaltwist782 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my goodness! that is really funny. i have never heard that one before.
2007-05-13 12:54:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-05-13 12:39:12 · answer #10 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋