Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
2007-05-13 05:27:25 · 11 answers · asked by martinpaul2001 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The dudes just as bad a Dick Cheney! lol
2007-05-13 06:28:31 · answer #1 · answered by legendfang 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good even if it's an old one an been on here about 800 times.
2007-05-13 05:56:18 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a red neck joke. 2 thumbs up!!!
2007-05-13 06:56:50 · answer #3 · answered by Welcome to Vancouver 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke was on here like 2 days ago...
2007-05-13 05:30:58 · answer #4 · answered by The Mikester 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone said that exact joke yesterday dude. get some new jokes, but that still is a funny joke
2007-05-13 05:30:40 · answer #5 · answered by Roxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard that one sooooo many times lol
2007-05-13 09:32:40 · answer #6 · answered by tropicaltwist782 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4 but still funny
2007-05-13 05:50:10 · answer #7 · answered by Cheerup782 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheheh ive herd that before
2007-05-13 05:37:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that funny and besides some1 aready said it
2007-05-13 05:34:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have heard it before but still laughed - thanks!
2007-05-13 05:32:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋