A nurse walks into a bank.
Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.
She looks at the flabbergasted teller and says, "Well, that's great. That's really great. Someone's got my pen."
Star please.
2007-05-13 05:19:13 · 22 answers · asked by Gsplan 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Actually, the punch line is:
"Some arsehole's got my pen"
2007-05-13 05:21:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Paper + pen = you shutting up :p
2016-05-17 07:27:26 · answer #2 · answered by margareta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one gets a star. i also starred the rottweiller joke. the rest were not funny to me.
2007-05-14 01:11:42 · answer #3 · answered by frostbite 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, not bad, at all. I hope it wasn't a fountain pen!
2007-05-13 05:22:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so funny. really. i'll give you a star tho cos u asked nicely
2007-05-13 05:24:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do You Have Nothing Better To Do With Your Time?
And It's Cheque, Not Check. -_-
Just A Heads Up.
2007-05-13 05:22:17 · answer #6 · answered by Lucy<33 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
A different punchline may be
2007-05-13 05:26:05 · answer #7 · answered by r s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha! you get a star
2007-05-13 05:58:33 · answer #8 · answered by Roxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not as funny as i thought
2007-05-13 09:23:02 · answer #9 · answered by x_linkinpark4life_x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. ouch.
okay heres a star for you.
2007-05-13 05:22:18 · answer #10 · answered by chmar11 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋