On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.
The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed.
"No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?.
"No," said the little boy..."It's a puppy!"
Star if you laugh.
2007-05-13 00:14:35 · 22 answers · asked by Gsplan 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well funny.
2007-05-13 00:17:18 · answer #1 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, I laugh at alot of things. But I don't nessicarly find this funny. A LITTLE kid falling on a lawn mower. I laughed when I fell off a trampoline and landed on my stomach in POOP, lol. But like, no offense but this was not funny. But you are not sick for laughing at this, it was just a LITTLE bit mean. But you should feel a little bad now, but not too bad. It aint like you murdered someone or anything. If you did that, then you should feel REALLY bad.
2016-04-01 09:08:56 · answer #2 · answered by Rebecca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yuk. Funny though.
2007-05-13 00:17:15 · answer #3 · answered by lou b 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah that is sick
you get a star
2007-05-13 01:41:23 · answer #4 · answered by Smile-for-me :) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!!!! im gonna give u 2 stars (if i can)
2007-05-13 00:46:12 · answer #5 · answered by someone 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i smiled lol
have a star anyway!
2007-05-13 00:16:53 · answer #6 · answered by BscHons 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yum!
2007-05-13 00:53:16 · answer #7 · answered by Mo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewww...but funny!
2007-05-13 00:24:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm glad i'm not the teacher.
2007-05-13 00:48:52 · answer #9 · answered by Mina 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it :(
Oh hold on i do now, just re read it!!!
Funny!! gave you a star!
2007-05-13 00:32:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋