A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
"$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot.
"That's too much," said the farmer.
The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10."
The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man."
"Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."
2007-05-13 00:00:38 · 14 answers · asked by Gsplan 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
finally! lol gave you a star
2007-05-13 04:10:13 · answer #1 · answered by frostbite 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...lol
2007-05-13 07:27:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one wish it was the other way around the farmer falling out and not his wife.
anyway i had me husband also asking me what i was laughing over and i read your joke to him and he was made up.good one double stars to u from him and me self.good luck.
2007-05-13 11:19:01 · answer #3 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a Goodie! LOL.
Thanks for the laughs this morning.
2007-05-13 07:05:23 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well deserving of a star!
2007-05-13 07:04:41 · answer #5 · answered by Lily & Stu Too 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer to your question:
Yes, I will laugh!
Have a star.
2007-05-13 07:06:27 · answer #6 · answered by Me! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES YES YES really good
2007-05-13 07:13:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is well funny!!
Best one i av read on here!
Well done!!
2007-05-13 07:08:36 · answer #8 · answered by dan T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thankyou
2007-05-13 07:03:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very good
2007-05-13 07:05:14 · answer #10 · answered by jk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋