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teach me how to drive?

2007-05-12 19:37:09 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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I can't drive, either...but it can't be too hard, can it?

We'll be unstoppable with the vehicle of destruction.

2007-05-13 03:52:05 · answer #1 · answered by Banana Hero [sic] 7 · 1 0

Automatic or Standard transmission. I can't teach you how to drive manual online. But automatic, why an 8 year old can drive an automatic. Here's how:

First, get in the driver's seat, located where the driving wheel is. Then put the key in the ignition and turn upwards. If you hear engine come on, good. Otherwise, you need to figure out what's up.

Then afterwards you should press on the brakes, and while they are depressed, shift the car in the direction you want to go by pressing the button on the shifter in the bottom center and then moving it to either D or R - D for going front and R for going back.

Afterwards, when you want to shift again, press the break and when the car stops, shift the car to D and put your petal on the accelerator(the rightmost pedal by your foot) and drive. Try not to go over 90 miles per hour in residential areas, and be nice and try not to honk too much. Honking for 4 seconds straight at soccer mom's driving Suburban's while applying mascara and chatting on the cell should be enough. But if they are driving a Landrover you can honk for 7 seconds, and if they're driving a Mercedes honk for 17 seconds.

Good luck driving. Remember to always look both ways before crossing a street. And remember that you can't assume that all the other drivers know how to drive. In fact, assume the opposite, if you want to avoid accidents. Gosh, I can't believe I submitted this much for such a lame question.

2007-05-13 02:44:45 · answer #2 · answered by Adel 6 · 0 1

Sure, but wait I can't. I have always lived in a big city so I never got a car. I have a driver's license - but take public transit.

2007-05-13 02:42:35 · answer #3 · answered by MysticalMinds 3 · 1 0

Of course. I've got a funny story to tell you about when I taught Tara.

2007-05-13 07:50:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

first let me teach that myself

2007-05-13 02:40:42 · answer #5 · answered by iRock 5 · 1 0

If I had my license at the moment and was within range of your location, I certainly would.

2007-05-13 02:39:11 · answer #6 · answered by Diego S 3 · 1 0

I also don't know how to drive. lol.

2007-05-13 02:39:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Absolutely, I'll just get my crash helmet and body armour and I'm there!

2007-05-13 02:39:45 · answer #8 · answered by pinkcat 4 · 2 0

sure thing...but to be honest you're gonna have to learn how to park from someone else because I still suck!

2007-05-13 02:43:26 · answer #9 · answered by MichiganRocks 4 · 1 0

That's not a fun job for anyone! lol

2007-05-13 02:39:38 · answer #10 · answered by Madonna 2 · 1 0

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