what was the right way to handle this wanker?

Question

I have had some trouble with some christian losers banging on my door on saturday mornings. I have a sign on my door which clearly states in English and Chinese, No religious solicitation please. these guys are persistant, so yesterday, one tried to push past me into my home, so I slammed the door very hard severely breaking his forarm. I feel terrible, but today they were back telling me they forgive me, and I snapped , grabbed his book of lies, set fire to it and threw it into his face. Now I am tempted to call the authorities, but in this country people are punished severely for religious solicitation and I don't want to be responsible for someones demise. What should I do?

Answer 1

Call the cops...Look, They forced themselves into YOUR home, wasting YOUR time, Provoking You to do what is break the ****ers hand.....Call the cops, dude. If they give ya anymore trouble before the cops get there, a good front snap kick should do the trick....

Answer 2

Just do not answer your door, pretend that you're not there. They'll get the picture. Did you really hurt him? That's so sad.
Try to control your anger so in the end you're not the one who'll end up in trouble for hurting someone.

Answer 3

I don't know if you are kidding or not. I get those guys trying to"save" me all the time. I am Christian, Protestant but I always tell those door bangers that I am Jewish. They will leave you alone if they think you are Jewish.

Answer 4

Answer the door in the nude next time, with a bottle of bourbon in one hand and your penis in the other.

Answer 5

You should start writing fiction.

Answer 6

yeah right! now give us the real version... not what you wish you would have done

Answer 7

stop lying