2007-05-12 17:21:21 · 9 answers · asked by dum a 1 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Maintenance & Repairs
How old are you? If you are concerned about your parents getting mad, you are too young to be having sex.
2007-05-12 17:29:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Although this is in the wrong category, I'll answer ya anyhow.
Your best bet would be to get as far outta town as possible. Call your folks and tell them you were kidnapped by some wacko who forced you (against your strongest wishes, because you knew you shouldn't) to have sex with your girlfriend (who also didn't want to do it, because she also knew she shouldn't).
Tell them you insisted the kidnapper let you use a rubber, but he said NO.
Then tell them hold on, the kidnapper is coming back into the room, you're going to overpower him and escape with your girlfriend, and hope neither of you gets killed in the process.
Tell you folks you really love them and hope to see them again soon. Then, while still on the phone, make a bunch of noise (like a major fight is going on) then just hang up.
A day or two later show up acting like you have amnesia and hope they don't want to kill you.
Good luck bud.
2007-05-12 20:27:06 · answer #2 · answered by Just me again, Do I know you ?!? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, you need an oil and filter change for your car. Because i'm sure, when you say that to your parents, they gonna tell you to move out from their house. So, you will be homeless for a while. I guess why your question is in this category.
Your car will be your temporary home so you must condition it for a long trip and congratulations for being a father.
2007-05-13 08:08:59 · answer #3 · answered by code 00 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get them alone and ask them could you talk to them and shut the door. Then wait a few minutes to see what their faces look like. If you like the look then look down. Say, "remember when you told me about the birds and the bees", then say "skip that part the rabbit died". They gonna be shocked at first I think. So thats all i got.
2007-05-12 17:29:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you want an answer, you might try a category other than this one. Cars & Transportation > Maintenance & Repairs
2007-05-12 17:25:15 · answer #5 · answered by oklatom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude you just gotta nut up and tell em.You might try tellin just one and let them break the news to the other,depends on your situation.
Damn bro,bet you wish you woulda put that rubber on now...
2007-05-12 17:34:10 · answer #6 · answered by spraymonkey001 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is this question in Cars & Transportation ->Maintenance and Repairs?
2007-05-12 17:25:34 · answer #7 · answered by hsueh010 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think your in the wrong catagory.this is about cars,unless you got her pregnant in the back seat of a chevy.
2007-05-12 19:29:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they can only slap you down once, just tell them, they will get over it
2007-05-13 01:17:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋