A Republican is a person who sees a need for a fence at the top of a cliff, over the objections of the Democrats.
The Democrats however are willing to have a ambulance at the bottom, waiting.
2007-05-12 13:35:09 · 11 answers · asked by tom 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Yes, the Republicans want to provide an ounce of prevention and the democommies want to provide a pound of cure while securing the victim's vote.
2007-05-12 13:56:13 · answer #1 · answered by just the facts 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
No, a Republican will jump off the cliff without a parachute.
A Democrat will take the time to look before leaping &
wear the parachute.
2007-05-12 20:41:20 · answer #2 · answered by Calee 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My fervent hope is that the Republicans trying to build this fence fall off of the cliff, and land on top of the empty ambulance with their equally empty heads.
This "joke" is proof positive that Republicans are humor-impaired. . . .
2007-05-12 20:48:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
That seems fair enough to me. I would still rather have the ambulance so I could experience life instead of having it fenced off so I could only dream of what could be.
2007-05-12 20:39:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Excellent definition! And you can substitute any party in any country. It may not be the best ever, but I'll give it a 9.5 out of 10. Have a wonderful weekend.
2007-05-12 20:39:53 · answer #5 · answered by St N 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Ok... if that helps. Simply put, the Republicans are for money and the Democrats are for people,
2007-05-12 20:38:50 · answer #6 · answered by ToYou,Too! 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Yes
2007-05-12 20:38:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Good 1. I hadn't heard it before.
2007-05-12 21:18:45 · answer #8 · answered by yupchagee 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
~Your definition is way off, but at least in this case, the Republicans were actually doing SOMETHING.~
2007-05-12 20:40:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Huh? We conservatives want a barrier at the border, not at a cliff.
Ron Paul 2008
2007-05-12 20:38:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 6⤋