Any ideas??
2007-05-12 12:43:30 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
How about I break out with the massaging oils tonight? It's been a while, ya know. ;p
2007-05-12 16:53:32 · answer #1 · answered by Viviana 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A guy walks into his doctor's office and says, "Ddddoc, I've bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III'm tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme???"
The doc says, "Well, I'll have to examine you first before I can answer you."
The doc examines him and says, "Well, I'm pretty sure that I know what the problem is."
The guy asks, "wwwell wwwhat is it, ddoc?"
The doc says,"It's your penis. It's about about 18 inches long and all of the down pressure is putting a strain on your vocal chords."
The guy asks, "Wwwhat ccan wwe ddo about it?"
The doc replies, "Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one. I can guarantee that the operation will cure your stuttering."
The guy says, "Dddo it!"
The guy has the operation and about four weeks later he comes back to the doctor's office and says, "Thanks Doc. You've solved my problem and I don't stutter any more but I've only had sex once in the past month. My wife doesn't enjoy it any more. I cannot satisfy her. She liked my long penis. I don't care if I have to stutter, I want you to put my long one back one!"
The doc replies, "Nnnnope. A ddddeal's a ddddeal!"
2007-05-12 20:07:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
start talking to yourself...i started a long time ago...ive never been bored since...seriously? go for a walk and appreciate nature. read a book, sing a song watch a movie...sleep eat anything u wanna do just get off your bottom and that will make u unbored! ;)
2007-05-12 19:48:28 · answer #3 · answered by kiss2envy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I come here when I am bored.
2007-05-12 19:47:48 · answer #4 · answered by Me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since they dove on me and suspended my account, I'm letting them bore you to death. Information sharing, bah humbug!
2007-05-12 19:47:50 · answer #5 · answered by relaxed 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
go out and take a walk. or go to the beach or even clean your room while listening music. or watch a goo movie or pray or do homework or go out with friends. etc
2007-05-12 19:48:29 · answer #6 · answered by dorsey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm bored, thats why I'm here.
2007-05-12 19:51:00 · answer #7 · answered by Yay me!!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends on your imagination on how you think about the fusion of the lime and lemon scents.
2007-05-12 19:49:19 · answer #8 · answered by Nijg 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Do I Know You's answer
2007-05-12 19:48:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask a question
2007-05-12 19:45:54 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋