A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter.
The first guy says "Wow, cool lighter...where did you get it?"
The guy replies "A genie from a bottle granted me one wish."
"Great, can I try it?"
"Sure."
The first guy rubs the bottle and the genie appears. "You are granted one wish" says the genie.
The guy says, "I want a million bucks!"
"Done" says the genie and disappears.
A few minutes go by and suddenly the bar door swings open and pouring in come ducks. Thousands and thousands of ducks falling all over each other through the bar door.
"I can't believe this," says the guy who had just placed his wish, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
The second guy then says, "Do you really think I wished for a 12" Bic?"
2007-05-12 12:06:51
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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www.247vidz.com
has video from many of the most popular vid sites.. so your bound to find funny clips..
2007-05-15 17:37:31
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answer #2
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answered by Thomas 1
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strangeland 5.0.com all the sickest stuff u want and funny vids and pictures
2007-05-12 19:13:54
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answer #3
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answered by wildwood081 2
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Check out http://www.peekvids.com
2007-05-16 16:43:54
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answered by silentcow 1
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yes but I'm not telling you. there's enough sick people on here without contributing any more
2007-05-12 19:59:40
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answer #5
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answered by mescalin57 4
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funnyjunk.com or utube.com. both were shown to me by friends and i have found some very amusing things on them.
2007-05-12 19:07:41
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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try steakandcheese.com, break. com,YouTube,com. These are some of them I use. Hope i could help.
2007-05-12 19:08:50
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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utube search for karate
2007-05-12 19:07:45
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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yea-- rotten.com
boners.com
you like creepy? {ghosts,derelict asylums,etc.}
illicitohio.com
hauntedohio.com
forgottenohio.com
2007-05-12 19:38:36
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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http://www.funnyjunk.com/
Its brilliant!
My favourite video is "You kicked my dog!" LMAO x
2007-05-12 19:07:39
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answered by Sahra 4
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