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1) Dedicated to the one I love
2) Dream a little dream of me
3) Easy come, easy go
4) Aint nobody else like you.
5) Words of love.
Here is an entertaining link!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzpmz64m3...

2007-05-12 10:36:55 · 6 answers · asked by Silva 6 in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

Stuart, DEAR...., She did NOT die that way. You may read about how she died here and amend your "answer" accordingly!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cass_Elliot#Family_and_death

2007-05-12 11:03:58 · update #1

Sorry about that first link not working!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohJzujrzsN0
Try this one!

2007-05-13 15:56:52 · update #2

6 answers

Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876

Just when Miss Kitty Russell thought things couldn't get any worse....they did!! Miss Kitty, as you recall was dumped by U.S. Marshal Matt Dillon for the new lady in town....Miss Sunshine MacGillicutty. Kitty had turned to the bottle for comfort and escape. Now she just found out that her shipment of Randy Scouse Git Rotgut did not come in on the 2 P.M. train. "Oh, damn it all! (4) Aint nobody else like you, Randy boy! Well, I'm certainly not going to drink the expensive stuff." Kitty was the owner and manager of the LongBranch Saloon in Dodge. She made good money and was not about to stop now. As she was pondering this latest, in a series of dilemmas, Festus walked up to her...."Afternoon, Miss Kitty." Kitty scowled at him......"ARRRRG!!!"......and stomped away. Festus: "Pears to me that SOMEone is a bit onery today."

She got up in her buggy and headed on back to the LongBranch. On the way she saw Doc Adams in his buggy coming her way. Doc: "Whoa there. Hello, Kitty. How are you,this fine day?"
Kitty:" What's so fine about it?!"
Doc sighed......"You know, there was a time you used to speak (5) Words of love to me, old friend." The moment he said "old," he regretted it!
Kitty: "OLD?!! I SO did not need to hear THAT!!" She sped off to Dodge.
Doc,to himself...."Jesus! She is turning into a real *****!" And off HE sped.

Meanwhile, back in Dodge, Matt was just crossing Front Street. He stopped to pick up a billfold laying there. As he checked it for an id , Kitty rounded the corner at full throttle. Matt looked up. Kitty was too busy getting a bug out of her eye and never saw him. (((( BAM )))). Matt was knocked down and trampled!! Ma Smalley, owner of the boarding house, let out a scream that would wake the dead on Boot Hill!
People came running from all parts of town. As Kitty was delivering her buggy to the stable, someone ran up to her.
"Didn't you see the Marshal?!"
Kitty:" No. I had a bug in my eye,couldn't see a thing." As she flicked it off her finger...(3) Easy come, easy go....die, you varmit!!" When Kitty finally understood what the townsfolk was telling her, she quickly ran back to Matt.
Kitty: "OMG...MATT!!!" She knelt down beside him.
Ma Smalley:" Someone get Doc!!"
Kitty:" Doc just rode out of town." Festus jumped on his trusty mule to go fetch him.

As people gathered around their fallen Marshal, Kitty looked down at Matt. He was unconscious. She put his head in her lap........ (2) "Dream a little dream of me, darling," Kitty said,
as she stroked his hair. Just then Sunshine came barreling into town. (Someone had alerted her) She jumped off her horse before it even stopped and ran over to Matt. Never once looking at Kitty, she held his arm and took his pulse.
"Damn! Why didn't I think of that," thought Kitty to herself. Sunshine got closer to Matt's side, edging Kitty out of the picture. Kitty started to protest but stopped abruptly....Matt was regaining consciousness......."Sunny?......Is that you?"
Sunshine: "Yes baby. Now you just lay still. Doc will be here directly." Matt smiled at her and reassured her that he was fine, just a bit sore.

Kitty stood with the others watching them....she spoke to Matt. "Why is it every time I try to have a conversation with you, you have nothing to say....and then SHE shows up and you're all lovey dovey and thoughtful?!! Matt looked into Sunshine's face........" Because I'm (1) Dedicated to the one I love."

2007-05-13 11:55:51 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 3 0

I sent a Love Letter to Silva. Titled it "Dedicated to the One I Love. It was only how I feel. But feeled with the Words of Love that would convince her that I was the one for her. I asked for her to Dream a Littel Dream of me.
Her response, although very flattering. Wasn't what I wanted to read. It only said, "Ain't nobody else like you". I took that to mean the Big Kiss-Off. Ah, well. Easy Come, easy go!

2007-05-12 15:12:50 · answer #2 · answered by Nunya Bidniss 7 · 2 0

Her: Look at you, doin' the Stray Cat Strut! Come here and gimme some lovin'! Him: That's what I like about you, you always want to rock this town. Her: Hey, I ain't too proud to beg. Him: Well, I can't turn you loose now. Lead the way!

2016-05-21 04:50:08 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

I like the song with the lyrics, No one's getting fat except Mama Cass.

2007-05-12 10:40:08 · answer #4 · answered by 123 2 · 0 0

Mama Cass ... hm. Didn't she die from choking on a big ol' hunk of steak she stuffed down her fat neck?

2007-05-12 10:40:44 · answer #5 · answered by Stuart 7 · 0 3

Sure, I can write a story about anything.

2007-05-12 16:00:08 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0 2

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