I don't have a question, just thought ya'll would enjoy this!
What are some things you will never hear a country boy say?
30. Oh I just couldn't - she's only sixteen.
29. I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won't fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
25. You can't feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
23. Wrestling's fake.
22. We're vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I'll have grapefruit and yogurt instead of biscuits and gravy.
19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
18. Who gives a damn about who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too big.
11. I've got it all on the C: drive.
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's
8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
7. Checkmate.
6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
4. I don't have a favorite college team.
3. You All.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
And the #1 thing you never hear a Southern Boy say:
1. Nope, no more Jack Daniels for me. I'm driving.
2007-05-12 07:44:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Southener by the grace of God!
2007-05-12 07:50:20 · update #1
AHAHAHHAHA!! ROTFLMFAO!!! That's really funny.
2007-05-12 07:49:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Country Boy Sayings
2016-10-02 10:32:32 · answer #2 · answered by tosto 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My hubby's a southern boy. But he still says 28, 26, 23, 21, 19, 11, 10, 7, 6, and 2.
He denies he's southern.
2007-05-12 07:51:32 · answer #3 · answered by chefgrille 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liking a country boy quotes and songs?
2016-03-15 01:20:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Ladies Love Country Boys- Trace Adkins
2016-03-27 05:55:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you. You put a smile on my face. Even though I am from and live in the South I like to laugh about stuff like that. It is all so very true. That is what is funny about it! Have a great weekend.
2007-05-12 07:49:03 · answer #6 · answered by atlantaboi3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funnier the original way....not country boy but redneck.
2007-05-12 07:47:58 · answer #7 · answered by Raven 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so true, I have lived in the sticks before in Missouri for a short time, and those are all so true.
2007-05-12 07:48:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanky'all bye now
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2007-05-12 07:55:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THANK YOU
I'm still laughing, made copies too
2007-05-12 07:49:31 · answer #10 · answered by Laura Y 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋