How much should we tip these bovine creatures? Is 20% too much, or 10% too little. I don't want bad service or sour milk.
2007-05-12 07:38:50 · 39 answers · asked by enzyme 305 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
only tip the good ones, sure you will get the occasional ones trying to skim the profits but the cream always rises to the top
2007-05-12 07:44:54 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol Ya. That's funny. Before I read The second half to your question, I was thinking about how it would be cool to see the stats about cow tipping. Like, do any cows get injured by being tipped,or has anyone ever had a cow fall over on them,or has there been any tippers that have had run ins with shotgun wielding farmers,or how many people does it normally take to tip a cow, or has anyone ever done time for cow tipping,and how long does it take for the cow to stand back up? Just thought it might be interesting to know.
2007-05-12 08:00:28 · answer #2 · answered by It's opinion I . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, considering these bovine creatures are basically incapable of being a waiter, I prefer to the rather questionable practice of cow tipping. I've never done it before, but if I were to see it being done, I can't promise you I wouldn't be ROTFLMAO!!!!
2007-05-12 07:53:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would agree with the 20%,just to keep the "mad cow" thing to a minimum. By & large,cows are totally unappreciated,...it seems like all we ever do is want something from them.
Well,I wish I could stay and chat, but,as soon as I finish my milk & cookies,I gotta go shop for a new pair of boots and belt to match.
2007-05-12 07:45:15 · answer #4 · answered by STORMY 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! You could be a redneck on the way up to becoming a CEO with your polite and dignified approach to etiquette. You address the issue as well as "Mater" and "Lightning McQueen" in Cars movie. 20% too much, try 17% which is better than the standard 15% but now too showy.
2007-05-12 07:47:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You do know "city folk" are going to be at aloss at to what cow tipping is.....right?.......to tip or not to tip, that is the question.......I never did but I hate to admit up here in the extremem north of USA I did attend a few cow tipping situations...it's funny, what can I say....it's not mean cause it doesn't hurt them, and infact, I am sure hurts a lot less than being slaughtered for their meat........vegan here!!!!!!!!
2007-05-12 07:44:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, if the cow gave me really good service, I have been known to tip as much as 40%.
2007-05-12 07:42:01 · answer #7 · answered by Walking Man 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i won't be able to furnish you my opinion as I certainly have on no account been served by cows in any eating places. I certainly have been served by penguins, although. i assume cows at the instant are not the well-liked workers interior the hospitality industry in my united states of america. Cheers
2016-10-15 11:45:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So silly!!! Wow, I actually laughed at this! I think we should stick to tipping humans for their services (and I'd also like to "tip" Disciple over because he was beating me up earlier! That's right, Disciple, I want to "tip" ya! That means, I'd knock you over and then run!!).
Let the farmers deal with the cows!!
2007-05-12 10:56:37 · answer #9 · answered by Missy (aka: La Tigres) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tip them 2 dollars every gallon of milk!
2007-05-12 07:41:44 · answer #10 · answered by NaturesPixie 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋