2007-05-12 06:59:50 · 36 answers · asked by nathan s 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
maybe she wont even notice,but if she does,then blame it on her ; )
2007-05-12 07:02:41 · answer #1 · answered by fac3d 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stay clenched until you can find an pensioner to stand next to, then distract her, let it out, and have a real go at the old duffer for breaking wind in front of your girlfriend. Big bloke points plus bonus chivalry points.
2007-05-12 07:08:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would admit that it was you. If you blame it on her, it is going to make her feel embarrassed that you would think she farted. If you blame it on yourself, she will think that you can be yourself in tense situations, and are a truthful, fun, person...even she may think it is gross.
2007-05-12 07:03:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Blame it on the stranger nearest to you both - though women are well used to men farting. Its just us; we pretend we never squeak.
2007-05-12 07:03:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
blame it on her.. buit in a joking way so she knows it was you off coarse but just ddont admit it was you and just keep playing it along you will turn someting gros into cute unless.. it stinks ugh that a little gross
2007-05-12 07:03:38 · answer #5 · answered by Sammie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Deny it ever happened, and suggest it was a car backfiring.
If she disputes that, profer your butt for sniffing, unless she`s
a real minger she`ll refuse and you`re off the hook.
2007-05-12 07:04:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That depends. If it smelled real bad, you have to take the credit for it. Don't want to give credit to somebody else for something you conjured up.
2007-05-12 07:04:54 · answer #7 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just make a joke out of it that's what I do. Just scream "Whoa! Hot fart!"
2007-05-12 07:03:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
D - blame it on someone else.
2007-05-12 07:03:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO......That's a good one, admit it was you , if shes got a sense of humour like me shell love you for it lol xxx
2007-05-12 07:05:45 · answer #10 · answered by ☆♥ Tinkz Baby! ♥☆ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
B.....or blame it on someone else walking by.
2007-05-12 07:03:37 · answer #11 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋