go on, it's your turn. finish it.
2007-05-12 05:45:01 · 15 answers · asked by ? 2 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Mathematics
And sits down with a Great White and says..
Wow, this place is HUGE! Especially that doorway I just walked through!
Hmm wait, how exactly did I learn to walk?
AND WHERE ARE MY FEET?!!!!!!
2007-05-12 05:53:25 · answer #1 · answered by suesysgoddess 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Whale Walks right into a Bar, and asks for a pint....and the bartender says... "i did not understand whales drank beer" to which the whale replies... "yeah, yet i'm not feeling very Whale" or you need to familiar practitioner the classic shaggy dog tale.... what did the whale say whilst he walked right into a bar? "ouch" does not use the two for a get up act i think....yet i like my not feeling very whale.....hehehe
2016-10-04 23:09:59 · answer #2 · answered by barile 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A whale walks into a bar and meets a drunk dolphin." Why are you staring at your mates picture"? asked the whale.
"Well, when she starts to look good i'm swimming home."
2007-05-13 15:18:18 · answer #3 · answered by knashha 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be a bar on the bottom of the sea right? and tells a whale of a joke and they give him free drinks you sea?
2007-05-12 05:49:47 · answer #4 · answered by seaturtle36 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the bar tender says we do not serve whales. And the whale says"hey is that a fat joke?"
2007-05-12 06:05:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
and says "Bartender, shrimp cocktails for everyone, on me. After everyone has eaten the cocktails, the whale eats all the patrons. "That makes all the difference in the taste of a human, that cocktail seasoning." says the whale.
2007-05-12 06:01:06 · answer #6 · answered by Bill 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bar tender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve whales."
The whales says, "Aww, well that really blows my top."
2007-05-12 05:51:05 · answer #7 · answered by Lilovacookedrice 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
... asks the first person he sees "What's the difference between a whale and a dyke?" they give up and the whale answers "Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt."
2007-05-12 06:01:53 · answer #8 · answered by brown 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In MySpace, "david stepped on a rake" says,,,
Okay so a whale walks into a bar with a cat and a lampshade under each fin so the bartender aks, "What's the business with the cat and lampshade?" and so the whale says, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I don't get it, either.
2007-05-12 05:59:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So teh bar tender says "Oh, you're not a whale, you're just really fat and stink of fish"
2007-05-12 05:48:03 · answer #10 · answered by Monkey Dancer 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋