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2007-05-12 02:23:28 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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hmmm so ur saying we should be proud tuba farters....do it on packed elevators, subways, buses, in churches, at funerals, music recitals and mass gatherings. Hmm I think a fart greeting ( shake hands and fart simultaneously) would be a great way to show a sign of respect. Should we celebrate the fart....and have parades, national holidays, BBQ's, contests with prizes...is this is what ur offering...... I'm for it. Were all in denial....global warming and depletion of the ozone may be caused by ...u guessed it farting. My colleagues and I are in the initial stages of the study...but if our suspicions are correct our findings will be smelly and staggering. We are looking for more volunteers for our study...and of course we will publish ur names and u can be immortalized....making fart history. Email me at howgreatisyourfart@yahoo.com if u r interested.

Greetings from,

The International Fart Symposium,
Belgium

2007-05-12 02:53:58 · answer #1 · answered by Third Day 5 · 0 0

Because it draws attention to you, and everyone around you knows that they're in for a bad smell experience. When it happens around strangers or someone you're trying to impress it can be the worst of times and very embarassing. People you know will often laugh when you fart even though they know it's gonna be stinky soon, I think it has to do with the sound it makes. But it is offensive when someone farts near you and they know it, and get embarassed that they're putting you though it. It has to do with good manners.

2007-05-12 09:51:00 · answer #2 · answered by Julie's AM 4 · 0 0

Farthing can get attention from the people aside it's smell but hte sounds itself can distruct the attention totally that's why it's makes them embarrassed.

I believe that farthing iinside the meeting or whatever activities is not a good prctice of an educated people. It must be put in a right place by excusing oneself from the group & go to the plant to fart coz that's the proper way to do it.
ISN'T IT?

2007-05-12 09:32:27 · answer #3 · answered by Dawnz 3 · 0 0

Even tho passing gas is an essential part of life(trying to hold in is very bad and impossible) it not the most pleasant of experiences. Face it; at times the smell alone can clear a room. When you drop one of these bombs do you really want to take credit for it?

2007-05-12 09:29:18 · answer #4 · answered by Dragonmistress 3 · 0 0

Because some people are taught its a bad thing. I'm from the south and we all take pride in our pants cannons around here. I wouldn't do it in public but in the company of family and friends its no big deal

2007-05-12 09:29:39 · answer #5 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 0 0

It's the one's that beam with pride when they fart that I tend to wonder about!

2007-05-12 09:26:35 · answer #6 · answered by bradxschuman 6 · 2 0

whatever happened to the running man who farts. Hit them low and fast and run like hell.

2007-05-12 11:26:48 · answer #7 · answered by PushSucharaX 3 · 0 0

because people laugh at them cause they fart and then when they fart everybody can smell it **laughs**

2007-05-12 09:26:48 · answer #8 · answered by Neha 2 · 1 0

Because some off sound like you have followed through.

2007-05-12 09:26:56 · answer #9 · answered by Ben N 6 · 1 0

For the same reason when they burp. They were brought up that it was bad to do these things in public.

2007-05-12 09:29:31 · answer #10 · answered by Hondo 2 · 0 0

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