What are some undetectable things I can do to sabotage my neighbors car? Tired of them parking in my spot!?

Question

(Besides sugar in the gas tank and slashing tires.)

Answer 1

get a bottle of hunting pee (deer pee, cat pee) the stinkier the better, or even the dog stuff that trains a dog to pee in a certain spot you can pick up anywhere. Put it in their air intakes, they will NEVER get the smell out of their AC system, ever!

Answer 2

Hello There!

If you own the parking space or have it as an ASSIGNED space, have the car towed. Plain and simple. I could tell you all kinds of awfull things to do their car. .. but it is simply not legal. I do know the anger that you are feeling, and it is such an annoyance.

Leave a nasty note on the car and in no uncertain terms inform them that if they ever park there again that the vehicle will be towed at their expense and that by continuing to park there is their agreement to pay all towing and storage charges.

I do know that the people here who are recommending that you talk to them in person mean well. . . .but when you are already angry to the point of wanting to damage someone's vehicle, talking at this time may not be the best idea! If they get nasty with you, what point will the whole attempt at conversation serve? You might say things you don't mean. . . .or you might even punch their lights out!

Neighbors have a way of inciting our anger beyond reason. It is the same when you live in an apartment and someone constantly steals your newspaper! I don't recommend talking with them at this time without a mediator of some sorts to be the go between.

So, write them a nasty note, no profanity or threats. .. just stating that this is your space and that the vehicle will be towed if it is parked there again. And that by parking there they agree to pay all towing and storage charges to the tow company.

If that doesn't get their attention, then seek out another neighbor to try to talk some sense into them. If they still do not comply and continue to park in your space, but the notice on the window 2 more times. If putting the notice, enlisting a neighbor, and then two more notices fails to get their attention. . .Have the car towed away. And have it towed with notice EVERY SINGLE TIME THEY PARK IN YOUR SPACE.

If the space is not owned by you, not assigned to you by any management group and is just street parking, you can't do anything! IF this is the situation, and it is an area in front of your property and you live in a cold climate, Bury their vehicle with snow the next time a storm hits and continue to do so. And then just innocently say that you have to clear you space and the walk way, etc. That may break their habit.

If this is public street parking, another thing you can do is check local ordinances to see just how long you can park a vehicle without moving it. I had a neighbor park a horrible old piece of junk car in front of my house. I called the local police to find out what the story was. It turned out that a vehicle could not be left more than 48 hours on my street. So, I went on record that it was there. The cops came by and noted that it was there, and 48 hours later, I called them again and it was towed away by the city.

Other than that. . .well, just walking by and breaking the tire air stems is really effective and hardly detectable if you do it with your foot or a tool.

Imagine that!

Answer 3

Would suggest you rethink that. Possibly will cause more aggro and might make the problem worse (might make them more determined to park you out and they might do things to your car). Do you have a building supervisor or group meetings etc for policing that sort of thing? Is there a reason why they park there because something affects their spot that you could help them sort out? Maybe you could get something to put in your spot as an obstacle to deter them (can't just drive into the spot)? Is stopping the car park inconvenience really worth causing more bad blood between you and the neighbours? What about just parking in their spot when they do it? Pick your battles wisely and maybe just live with it - is it that much of a big deal really? Good luck.

Answer 4

If whatever you do is undetectable, it will have little effect on the situation. You would not solve anything by sabotage, only make things worse. Try leaving messages on post-it notes, explaining that your neighbor is using your parking spot. If that doesn't work, go to your landlord/manager and ask for help in resolving the issue. Causing damage of any kind will only make matters worse.

Answer 5

If you want a resolution without a war, either talk to her nicely about it or complain to the apartment manager (which could be anonymous) Or you could beat her there and park in the middle so she can see how inconvenient it really is. She might truly be clueless. Of make up a fake ticket and put it on her car and let her think it's from the cops or apartment complex. If all else fails and you just want revenge to make yourself feel better, hide some raw meat (small piece) under the driver's seat. She won't be able to find it and the smell will be unbearable.

Answer 6

God, I am happy that Western World is aware that AC intake can be sabotaged with allergens or something like that to cause bronchitis. Some one seems to have done the same to my car here in India. Also some one seems to have given a knock on my mobile phone battery with a hammer so it explodes at some point of time when I had kept it inside my car. God the world should be wiped off bad people doing this to me

Answer 7

I say spay the **** out of it with spay paint; NO lets be nicer and just buy a small no a big pack of cement, mix it up, turn your back to the road to make it look like someone drove by and throw large spots of cement on the car .Don't just get the window do the right thing and get the door, lights, pips, license plate get the rims, just every thing in sit. That should make them feel really good about taking someone’s parking spot.

Answer 8

You don't want to do anything that will hurt the car in a way that you will have to pay to fix if you're ever caught. Besides, I would imagine that anything like that would be considered vandalism and you could be charged legally.

You could put vaseline under the door handle to make it slippery/slimy.

You could cover the windows with Vaseline or shortening. I've even seen people use shoe polish. Just don't use anything that will hurt the paint job.

Answer 9

My daughters ex was a bully and a drunk. When I had come to the end of my rope with him, I followed him to the bar he liked to go to and, after he went inside, I spray painted his headlights red. Needless to say the cops pulled him over later when he was driving home and gave him a DUI. Man, that was 15 years ago and it still makes me chuckle. But alas we now live in an era that if you even look at someone sideways you might end up in jail. Do the right thing and talk to them and explain that if they continue to park in your spot, you will have the car towed.

Answer 10

I'm not an advocate of revenge. Like everyone else is saying, "what goes around, comes around."

Saying that, I was the victim of a large quantity (i.e., GALLONS) of DOT 3 brake fluid dumped on my car. My paint bubbled BIGTIME. Since I have no idea who did it, I didn't stop doing what I was doing.

So saying that, maybe a note or a conversation will do the trick. Otherwise, they won't know what or who the Hell did the damage to the car.

Answer 11

Do you have designated spots? If so, let them know that is your spot and please don't park there. If you don't have a designated spot and are just claiming one as yours then you should move on to the next spot. Maybe they don't even know that something is bugging you. A person's car shouldn't be sabotaged, that is their means to life. If you do decide to sabotage it just remember karma is a b**** and it will come back to you somewhere down the road.