2007-05-11 23:28:31 · 5 answers · asked by Grinning Football plinny younger 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm 67yrs old...I have heard millions...there isnt enough time left in your life for me to tell you all of them.......good luck
2007-05-11 23:45:29 · answer #1 · answered by The Emperor of Ecstasy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a senior citizen was driving down the Motorway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Geoffrey, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the M1, Please be careful!" "Hell," said Geoffrey "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
Hmmmmm. All I could think of at the moment.
2007-05-14 09:28:40 · answer #2 · answered by Dustygem 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are so many! i still hear good ones on here as well.
they just get better and better.
xxx
2007-05-12 01:22:41 · answer #3 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here is a one you have to visualise-
Have you heard about the Irishman with a boil on his
backside?.................................................................................................................................................................................................
He stuck the plaster on the mirror!
Sorry best I can do at the moment.
2007-05-12 04:16:16 · answer #4 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋