A man goes on vacation in New York City.
He enters a bar by the Empire State building and strikes up a conversation with another man. When asked if he had been to the top of Empire Building, he says no.
Then the second man says:
"Oh, you should go. It's great and on a windy day like this you can jump off and you fall about half way, then float gently back up."
The first man looks at his new friend and says:
"Yeah, right."
"No, really, I'll show you," the second answers.
So, they go to the top of the building and man two jumps off and when he gets about half way, he floats back up.
"Well, what do think?" he askes the other man.
"I gotta try it he says."
He climbs to the top, jumps off, and SPLAT on the street.
At a building across the street, a doorman looks at a tenet and says:
"You know, that Clark Kent is a nice guy, but he's a mean drunk."
2007-05-11 16:10:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
I luv u! that was the funniest joke i've heard today. the others r perverted or i just don't get. but this was just perfect! i'm gonna star u! thank you for makin my day
2007-05-11 16:14:59 · answer #1 · answered by Kit-Kat 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
an excellent retelling of a physically powerful shaggy dog tale. i did not discover it in the slightest degree offensive. Now offensive must be: I meditated, long and tricky; regardless of the indisputable fact that i'm no great bard, What might seem appealing And sexually enduring, On a beaut blonde's ears? Her legs of path! right here is cheers!
2016-10-04 22:41:00 · answer #2 · answered by kurihara 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke, but mean - Super Hero ?
2007-05-11 16:23:48 · answer #3 · answered by trebor2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little bit weird, but ok.
2007-05-11 16:23:05 · answer #4 · answered by Judy W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i`m 47,,heard it when i was 7,,,too old,,please find new material..
2007-05-11 16:19:33 · answer #5 · answered by rhardfrumnc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! that was really funny. good job!!!
2007-05-11 16:32:58 · answer #6 · answered by Alice Cullen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard different versions of it
2007-05-11 16:16:39 · answer #7 · answered by Prada Marfa 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha!now that one WAS funny!!!
2007-05-11 18:16:46 · answer #8 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute in a sick way ;)
2007-05-11 16:16:30 · answer #9 · answered by Estrella Negra 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha... thats funnyful
2007-05-11 16:12:48 · answer #10 · answered by P&S girlie 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋