2007-05-11 15:24:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Rumor has it that there is a large sanctuary being stocked with....
Wait for it...
A bit longer...
BANANAS! Let's all go there!
2007-05-11 15:28:28 · answer #1 · answered by Big Super 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah least men are made out of dirt. So does this mean those poor lonely women who are desperate and tired of seeking a man can play in the dirt and there's her perfect soul mate?
You may not want to walk on dirt you would be killing your male relatives. Mean while the only way for a man to have a woman is for him to surgically remove his ribs as instructed but don't know where to put them. Is he suppose to bury them in the dirt or have it right next to him in his bed and wake up to a female companion right next to him?
At least I'm not bounded with a book with absolute contradictions and confusion, the "old testament" must have been so truthful that a liter bible had to be made just to prevent to others to read the truth about their "savior"
2007-05-11 22:42:35 · answer #2 · answered by felpa_de_osa 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, hide in that cave over there.
"Yo evolutionists! I'll never tell you that the crocoducks are hiding in that cave over there. My lips are sealed."
2007-05-11 22:32:02 · answer #3 · answered by Ievianty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hide at a Christian petting zoo. They'll tell the kids that God made a special pet just for them.
2007-05-11 22:34:32 · answer #4 · answered by S K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-05-11 22:28:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lokasenna, the Crockaduck hunter is out to get you.
2007-05-11 22:28:16 · answer #6 · answered by Kharm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋