I am poor guy so i will probably take him to out for coffee and donuts, if he is not weight consious that is!
2007-05-11 15:09:03 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I make an awesome homemade pizza. From the dough to the toppings. It rules. I think he would be back for a 3rd coming after one slice.
By Gunnerdog below!
2007-05-11 15:15:39 · update #1
What ever he wanted, so long as he cooks for me in return.
WELL , I AM GLAD YOU DIDNT WANT HIM TO PICK THE TAB!
2007-05-11 15:17:41 · update #2
BLT sandwich and laugh when he says it is prohibited to eat pork.
By crewsifixion Below!
2007-05-11 15:20:52 · update #3
I'd give him something he didn't get to eat the first time around, like sushi. He should be able to change one fish into 5000 of 'em anyway. You just don't want to give him stuff like M&Ms, because they'd fall through the holes in his hands.
Or we could go with Ex-lax. That way, we could delay the rapture.
(Actually, I'm still laughing over crucifinch's answer)
2007-05-11 15:13:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I make an awesome homemade pizza. From the dough to the toppings. It rules. I think he would be back for a 3rd coming after one slice.
2007-05-11 15:13:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It is not what goes into a man's mouth that defiles him, but what comes out. Besides if he is coming he most likely has what he needs anyway by just thinking about it, if he even eats at all.Remember he went forty days and nights without supposedly. Maybe some cold water for turning into wine,graham crackers,dates, honey and peanut butter. (no figs, yuk) Whatever. There's always those frozen White Castles or sliders, easy in, easy out. You could also bring him to Hooters.
2007-05-11 15:25:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would probably offer him fresh fruit & some healthy bread & maybe some cooked chicken with asparagus & brown rice.
2007-05-11 15:18:10 · answer #4 · answered by simplesimon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definitely no fish, he hates seafood.
Maybe some sort of pasta, I would just take him to Olive Garden, because I love that place.
2007-05-11 15:20:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am not sure about a second coming...this is a conflict of interests of course...no disrespect. but i think that i would cook him some fish give him pita bread on the side, and i am not sure what kind of drink. i know that i wouldn't give him wine...again another conflict of interests...again please no disrespect intended. i guess i would let him tell me what he wanted to drink...that would help.
2007-05-11 15:17:12 · answer #6 · answered by baba where art thou 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd cook him for letting the world go to hell the last 2000 years.
2007-05-11 15:13:54 · answer #7 · answered by Lionheart ® 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
BLT sandwich and laugh when he says it is prohibited to eat pork.
2007-05-11 15:13:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
What ever he wanted, so long as he cooks for me in return.
2007-05-11 15:14:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The best mankind can offer, Krispy Kremes donuts!! and poison, to his folllowers, 'cause I don't like 'em.
2007-05-11 15:14:46 · answer #10 · answered by FaceFullofFashion 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋