All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.
The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.
The moral of the story?
You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an *sshole.
2007-05-11 14:48:04 · 16 answers · asked by innvisible_shadow 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HOLY SH#T....that explains all of the management here where I work!!!
2007-05-11 14:53:22 · answer #1 · answered by waker_me 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Headaches can be caused by minor problems
like eyestrain, lack of coffee or more serious reasons
like head injury, brain tumors, encephalitis and
meningitis. Taking painkillers continuously can
have harmful side effects, so it is better to
modify your lifestyle. More information available at
2007-05-12 14:54:36 · answer #2 · answered by sweetu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes girl i totally agree with you on this one and good job girl because you rocks i just can not stop laughing at your joke because i really do love it girl and way to go because you really did hit the spot with this one girl and thanks for making me laugh because i should did need it lol 10/10 and plus i had just gave you a star girl because you really did nail this one.
2007-05-11 23:24:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right. So ur saying Chris Fisher should be my teacher?
2007-05-11 23:06:01 · answer #4 · answered by Gilly! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. all parts of the body are important!
2007-05-11 21:53:46 · answer #5 · answered by ♥frisco♥ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol so true... i think i saw that in an email a couple months back
2007-05-11 21:59:11 · answer #6 · answered by kitters79 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
replacing one word till end gave it better aroma.
2007-05-11 21:58:50 · answer #7 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sorry...this was longer than i wanted 2 read.
2007-05-11 21:52:12 · answer #8 · answered by drummer chic 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that was one of the worst jokes i have ever heard
2007-05-11 21:51:06 · answer #9 · answered by carlyray 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
okay haha
2007-05-11 22:53:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋