A dentist noticed that his next patient, and elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't," she replied.
"There's a building in China with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."
The old lady didn't even crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
Five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental procedure, she burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said.
*Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds may be slow, but they're always working!!!
2007-05-11 14:07:40 · 14 answers · asked by chrysanthemum 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if we could all think like little old ladys but just a little quicker are lives would awhole lot of fun
2007-05-11 14:13:53 · answer #1 · answered by theresa t 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LAtex gloves can do 2 things, 1) If you ara allergic you will get a reaction, dryness, itchy, almost like a rash, you can go to a local pharmacy and buy a box of non latex gloves and you will be fine. 2) It has been shown that even people that at first were not allergic to latex, with constant use (nurses, EMT's, paramedics, etc) can develop the allergy to latex. Last but not least latex allergies apply to any part of your skin and will have similar effects anywhere in your body, so if you use "other" latex products in "other" parts of your body it can also create a rash and scare the bejesus out of you thinking you have an STD. You can also get non-latex condoms to avoid that issue.
2016-05-21 00:38:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Funny. See? Even old ladies think of that. And then they say young people mind need cleaning.
2007-05-11 14:18:56 · answer #3 · answered by Ashti 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The humor in that was hidden in big horse till the inflating end.
2007-05-11 14:22:06 · answer #4 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-11 14:15:30 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never let your guard down when it comes to little old lady's lol
2007-05-11 14:26:49 · answer #6 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it just the same as old lady who swallow the pie
2007-05-11 14:15:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one
2007-05-11 14:48:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee so so so funny.
2007-05-15 12:08:44 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Jennie ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol... i was thinking of that
2007-05-11 14:12:18 · answer #10 · answered by Guilty innocence 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋