An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
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> >"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this
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> >The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
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> >When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost
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> >"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
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> >The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, beJaysuz, I t'aut I
> >were going to drop dead dat 3rd day."
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> >"From hunger, you mean?"
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> >"No, from fo*kin' skippin' "the Irishman said.
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2007-05-11 11:37:24 · 20 answers · asked by Angela G 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
BRILLIANT!!!
I love the speech too, have a six sided spikey from me!!
2007-05-11 13:05:19 · answer #1 · answered by jennijan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
lol
i posted this joke on Y!Answers
but it was a blonde not an irishman
2007-05-11 11:44:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10!
2007-05-11 16:09:48 · answer #3 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Irish are always good for a laugh
2007-05-11 11:42:15 · answer #4 · answered by paddy m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-05-11 11:44:54 · answer #5 · answered by TeaQueen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really dont get it but good for the irishman loosing all that weight
2007-05-11 11:41:00 · answer #6 · answered by flatteredwu 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funniest one iv heard so far lmao xx
2007-05-11 22:10:58 · answer #7 · answered by scotslad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao
2007-05-12 00:14:45 · answer #8 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one before, but is excellant.
2007-05-11 11:41:52 · answer #9 · answered by Jammy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-05-11 11:41:18 · answer #10 · answered by Moose 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋