An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
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> >"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this
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> >procedure for 2 weeks.
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> >The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
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> >When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost
> >nearly 60 POUNDS!
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> >"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
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> >The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, beJaysuz, I t'aut I
> >were going to drop dead dat 3rd day."
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> >"From hunger, you mean?"
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> >"No, from fo*kin' skippin' "the Irishman said.
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2007-05-11
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